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1Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:29 pm

OtomePeach

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Giles Priestly reached for his partners hand once more, entwining their fingers.

"Look, Mars, we're holding hands!" he proclaimed happily. He smoothed back his unruly hair; one strand insisted on standing up again.

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2Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:34 pm

Axton

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Irritated by something as small as even that, Mars yanked his hand away.

"Don't."

3Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:43 pm

OtomePeach

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Priestly held it again.

"Is this too gay? I'm aiming for 'You can trust your daughter with me, sir,' but not, 'You can trust your daughter with me because I find her vagina repulsive', ya know? Like a teen boyscout."

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4Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:46 pm

Axton

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"Of course it's too gay!" Mars snapped, taking his hand back once again. "Men shouldn't hold hands and you certainly shouldn't hold mine! And stop using such vulgar terminology!"

5Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:49 pm

OtomePeach

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He coughed, smiling.

"Sorry. Homosexual, not gay. What would I do without you, Mars-Bar? Ah, look, this is the house!" Practically quivering with excitement, Priestly skipped up the paved walkway to the door. "There's enough supernatural energy here to make a girlscout's head spin--literally." He giggled.

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6Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:53 pm

Axton

Axton
Mars just followed him, adjusting his cape, which looked like a suit if you didn't know any better.

"Please, just hurry and let us finish this. I'm hungry." He complained.

7Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:59 pm

OtomePeach

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Grinning wickedly, he handed Mars a Mars Bar.

"...Get it?" he said, trying not to crack up. Chuckling to himself, he rang the doorbell once, straightening his tie, smoothing his hair back once more.

"...It's because your name is Mars. And it's a 'Mars' Bar. Because you're my li'l Mars Bar, Mars Bar."

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8Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:02 am

Axton

Axton
Mars stared at the candy bar, wondering why in the hell he put up with that man, before he shrugged it off and decided to eat it, anyway. He was normally more strict with his diet, but he could just make up for it by adding some exercise to his schedule.

9Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:20 am

OtomePeach

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After an awkward few minutes of waiting, a small woman answered the door.

"H-hello?"

Priestly bobbed his head, beaming.

"My name is Priestly, and this is my partner, Mars--would you like to hear the word of God today?"

She paused for a moment, looking unsure; Priestly spoke again.

"There's never a wrong time for salvation."

Reluctantly, she opened the door.

"...Yes, I suppose I have time...please come inside." Before she had finished speaking, the fake missionary had gently pushed past her and into the house.

"Nice place you have here, miss. And don't worry, I know what you're thinking--though he looks very effeminate, Mars and I are not that type of partner. Because we're missionaries, and we're religious, and God says that's wrong."

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10Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:24 am

Axton

Axton
Mars glared at Priestly and turned to the woman, smiling warmly.

"Please excuse him. He tends to ramble." He tried to explain.

11Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:31 am

OtomePeach

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He laughed.

"Oh, Mars, don't hit on those we're trying to convert." Inconspicuously patting Mars on the butt, he sat down on the living room couch.

"So, ma'am, before we can begin spreading our message, we'd like to ask a few question of you...namely, has anything odd happened to you lately? Please answer honestly, anything you tell us can help us decide how best to rid your life of the devil and fill it with God's protection.

The woman gulped nervously, sitting in an armchair.

"Are you sure I can't get you boys some tea, or--"

"Please answer my question, ma'am." He looked more intimidating that normal; the very posture he struck while sitting conveyed potential violence. "Mars, explain why knowing if the devil is present is so important to our process." He watched Mars with pleasure, wondering if he'd be lost at the sudden prompt.

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12Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:34 am

Axton

Axton
Mars smiled somewhat cruelly back at his partner.

"I would love to, but I am simply a disciple; shouldn't the master explain something so important?"

13Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:36 am

OtomePeach

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"Ah, but even a fool knows that a pupil can't learn if he's a lazy a--lamb. So he should get off his posterior from time to time and actually do." He clapped Mars on the shoulder cheerily.

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14Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:40 am

Axton

Axton
Mars simple shrugged.

"Well, ma'am, it would be quite detrimental to all of your health if you were hiding something. You see, the Lord's protection is delicate, and so to fully protect you, we have to be sure to expel all the bad things first, in order to protect the good." He smiled warmly at her. "So, please...Don't hold anything back. We are men of the Lord; your secrets are safe with us."

15Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:45 am

OtomePeach

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The poor woman broke down into tears.

"I'd tell you...but you wouldn't believe me!"

Priestly chuckled, placing his hand on Mars's thigh.

"Trust me, Mars here has seen a lot--he's had a particularly sinful and sensual past, filled with many pleasures of the flesh and filthy low points that no god-fearing man should ever experience. I'm sure he won't be surprised by anything you say."

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16Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:47 am

Axton

Axton
Mars laughed nervously, jabbing Priestly in the side roughly.

"He jests, he jests." He said quickly. "But, please, do explain. As I said, we are men of the Lord. We will do everything in our power to assure your happiness."

17Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:59 am

OtomePeach

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Priestly put one hand next to his mouth, whispering ineffectively.

"He used to 'experiment', if you know what I mean, ma'am."

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18Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:00 am

Axton

Axton
"Enough with the jokes!" Mars snapped irritably, resisting the urge to hit his partner again.

19Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:08 am

OtomePeach

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Mouthing, "I'm not joking," Priestly leaned back in his seat. The woman wiped away her tears.

"Okay...I'll try.

"I...I moved to this house a few years ago, when my aunt died and left it to me...I've never had any problems, until about a year ago. Just...strange little noises, at first...furniture would move to different parts of the room when I left...and then...then it got worse." She paused, sniffling; Priestly nudged Mars, motioning that he should comfort her.

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20Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:10 am

Axton

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Mars leaned forward and held onto her hand. He smiled sympathetically.

"I'm sorry but I must ask...How did things get worse?"

21Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:15 am

OtomePeach

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Priestly nodded.

"Please don't let my partner put you off, ma'am--we're here to help."

She sniffled, taking a deep breath.

"...Accidents started happening. We had three fires in a month, all from candles I hadn't left burning; the chandelier in the dining room almost crushed me; a tree fell through the window of my bedroom when I went to the bathroom during the night; my husband fell down the stairs and got injured. He's still in the hospital."

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22Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:17 am

Axton

Axton
"I'm so sorry..." Mars said, looking at her softly. "Please, do you have any ideas about why this is happening...? Any at all?"

23Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:20 am

OtomePeach

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She shook her head.

"I just want it to stop...I don't know why this is happening!" She began to sob again; Priestly stood up, ignoring her completely.

"Where do most of the accidents happen, ma'am?" he said, his voice suddenly cold and business-like."

"The m-master bedroom," she sniffled, "but I don't--"

Priestly was already bounding up the stairs, dragging Mars by the hand.

"Please wait for a moment, miss, we'll be right back!"

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24Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:21 am

Axton

Axton
Mars barely had time to register what was going on.

"Wait a moment!" He exclaimed.

25Who Ya Gonna Call?! Empty Re: Who Ya Gonna Call?! on Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:25 am

OtomePeach

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"We know where the epicenter is, Mars Bar--now we just have to find it, catch and expel our ghostie and we'll be done in time for lunch--and dessert~"

He pulled Mars into the master bedroom.

"...By 'dessert', I meant 'sex', by the way."

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