Who Ya Gonna Call?!

Kissing the scar one last time, Priestly climbed off of Mars.

"As you wish."

He was immensely relieved, considering the fact that his body had yet to settle down from earlier, still.

"Good."

"When are we going out?" he asked, sounding oddly excited, like a child on Christmas.

"I...don't know." He admitted. "Tomorrow?"

It was probably better to just get it over with.

He grinned from ear to ear.

"Get ready for the best night of your life."

Mars rolled his eyes.

"Then let me sleep already."

"Okay," he said, not moving.

"...Get out." He said as if it were obvious, because it was.

"Hmm? Oh, okay." He quickly pecked Mars on the cheek before heading for the door. "Sleep well~"

-x-

Mars woke up the next morning feeling worse than the day previous. He had been so tired he had skipped praying, which was probably the reason. He decided to kill two birds with one stone by getting a shower and doing his praying in there. Sleepily, he headed towards the bathroom.

Priestly was already in the bathroom, of course, in the midst of his own morning routine.

Mars walked into the bathroom anyway, rubbing his eyes.

Priestly gave him an odd look, completely naked.

"...Are you lost, Mars?"

Mars opened his eyes and took a good look at Priestly.

"...what are you doing?" He asked before realizing what he himself was doing. Which was staring.

He chuckled nervously.

"...I didn't think you were this kind of guy, Mars~ <3"

He turned around, hiding his red face.

"S-sorry...Just tell me when you're finished so I can shower!"

Priestly chuckled softly.

"I am finished, just naked."

He frowned.

"Well, then can you leave so I can shower?"

"That depends on whether or not you want company~" he said flirtatiously.

"I definitely don't!" He snapped.

"Are you suuuure? I can scrub your back."

Mars just crossed his arms.

"I have praying to do."

"Did you know that sex is a form of praying, and that climax is a point when the mind is clear enough to fully communicate with the Lord?" he said with a smile.

Fed up and fully convinced Priestly was never leaving the bathroom, he turned on the shower and stripped right in front of him.

He licked his lips.

"Does this mean you'd like to try communicating with God?"