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Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly

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76 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:58 pm

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Priestly nodded eagerly.

"Yes, I need desperately to speak with your host. Please go somewhere else before I sodomize you with a rake." He laughed heartily even though the joke wasn't funny in the slightest and he had done that to a demon before.

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77 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:10 pm

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Mars just smiled awkwardly, which was the real show he was nervous; he was smiling even after what Priestly had just said. He was trying to figure out how to hide the holy water he had been using to torture the demon.

Bo scowled again. "Fine, seeya faggots." With that, the priest tilted up his head as black goo poured from his orifices, only to solidify outside of the grave. Bo was a pretty ugly mofo, too. But before he could do much, he ended up being dragged down into the earth by some rather angry looking hands. He sighed.

"I hate being a demon." He said, before disappearing completely. Of course he said it in the demonic tongue, so it's not like Mars understood him.

78 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:52 pm

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Priestly patted him on the butt in a friendly way.

"Good job, Marsy!" he said brightly. "Come on, let's help this man out of this ditch and go get some burgers to celebrate--my treat."

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79 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:54 pm

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Mars squealed, out of shock, and dropped the holy water he had been holding. Trying to pretend he hadn't been holding it, he quickly helped the man out of the ditch.

"...what am I doing in an open grave?" He asked, completely confused. "Where has my shirt gone? Is that a tattoo....?"

80 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:58 pm

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"You were possessed," said Priestly with a smile, reaching down to help him out. "Tell me, father, you wouldn't happen to be gay, would you?"

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81 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:03 am

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The Father just looked at him, horrified. Mars gave Priestly an incredibly confused look.

"What?" Asked the priest, trying to look away. "Uhm, no, of course not...Can I go home now?"

82 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:10 am

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"Father, is it just one man, or many?" he asked. "I'm not here to judge you, I merely need to know. I helped you out, so please return the favor."

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83 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:22 am

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"...I'm married." He said weakly. "...I'm...I don't...Alright, well...I do have a...significant other, besides my wife."

Mars just stared. What the hell kind of priest was this guy?!

84 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:42 am

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The answer to that question was, the average kind of priest found within this story.

"Tell me, Father," he continued, "What's their name?"

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85 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:59 pm

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"Their name is Jason." He admitted, staring at the ground. "I...just don't tell my wife, please?"

86 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:29 pm

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"Actually, she wants you to tell her," he explained. "All she wants is the truth--she knows already, she's just sick of the lies. Will you tell her, please?"

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87 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:33 pm

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"Oh...I...I guess I will, then." He replied. "I...I'll be going now. Th-thank you."

With that, he got up and walked back into the church.

Mas stared, completely horrified.

"B-but...but he's gay!" He insisted. "And he was cheating on his wife! Wh...what sort of priest does that?!"

88 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:11 pm

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"A human one," said Priestly calmly, smiling. "We helped some people today--time for celebratory burgers, Mars. I'll let you order an adult one, as a special treat."

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89 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:14 pm

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"To celebrate what?!" He insisted. "The degradation of our churches?!"

He sighed heavily, slicking back his hair. "...I can't believe it. I need a nap..."

90 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:22 am

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"We can cuddle afterward," he said, pulling Mars along. "For now, we celebrate a job well done--we exorcised the demon."

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91 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:24 am

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"Cuddle?" He asked incredulously. "No, I think not. You drive, don't you? Then why don't you just get me the heck out of this town; it's full of heathens and I despise it."

He walked alongside Priestly, still looking completely unhappy.

92 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:10 am

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He chuckled. "Why do we have to be outside of town to cuddle? Besides, burgers first--I want to sample the local cuisine. That's what a man of the world does, Mars."

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93 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:18 pm

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"I've lived here my whole life and it sucks!" He snapped angrily. "I'll wait in the car."

94 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:27 pm

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"Eat in the car? What a novel idea!" he laughed, pulling Mars along. "We'll order the burgers to go and eat together in my car. More private that way."

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95 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:40 pm

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He grumbled angrily, but didn't protest anymore. He really liked burgers, after all...So he supposed that as long as he got his made right, he'd be fine.

96 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:50 pm

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"Do you know of a place that serves good bacon cheeseburgers?" he asked, unlocking his car and holding the door open for Mars.

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97 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:00 am

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He frowned even deeper as he sat down. Of course he did, burgers were his favorite and he loved bacon cheeseburgers.

"...fine, but you have to promise to not talk while we're in there. Everyone there knows me, and I don't want you to say anything because if they know I'm going to be leaving, they're gonna try to stop me." He replied, pouting slightly. "Okay?"

98 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:18 am

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"...Leaving?" he asked, blinking. "Where are you going, exactly?"

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99 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:23 am

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"I'm going to find the demon that killed my family." He replied bluntly, crossing his arms. "Then I'm going to kill it. I know he's still around, walking around in that body...I'll kill the host body if I have to..."

He clenched his fists, gritting his teeth. The mere thought of killing the demon made him incredibly happy, in the worst way.

100 Re: Neither One Of Them Is Very Priestly on Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:34 am

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He pressed a hand against Mars's chest.

"Calm down. We'll discuss this over burgers--no need to get worked up." He hopped into the driver's seat and turned on the car, casting the boy a wary glance.

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