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In Which Bat Discovers Mysterious Panties

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Axton

Axton

"I don't care," Steve nearly shouted, trying to keep a straight face. "Just...go!"

OtomePeach

OtomePeach
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Bat hurried to the kitchen, hanging his head. He'd definitely done something wrong.

Zach whistled as he left. "Damn. Your robot's pretty hot as a chick, man. You tap that?"

Luke gave Zach a weird look, but said nothing.

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Axton

Axton

"What?!" Steve exclaimed, trying to keep from turning red. "It's a robot! It's not even a person!"

OtomePeach

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"Fleshlights aren't people either but people who can't afford fancy robots still fuck those," Zach said, raising an eyebrow.

Luke played with his sleeves uncomfortably. "Why don't we all just watch TV, like we said we would? I didn't come over here to talk about what you do when you're alone, Zach."

Zach laughed loudly and punched Luke in the shoulder. "Naw, man, come on, it's all good! Hey, Steve, sit with us while your pretty little robot prepares us some fancy finger foods or whatever the hell she likes. We can start getting drunk and you can tell me how good her model is under the covers, eh?"

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Axton

Axton

There had never been a time in which he wanted to get super drunk more than this one.

Steve sat next to Luke, forcing him to sit closer to Zach, because frankly, he wasn't going to. He turned on the TV, turned up the volume on the game, and reached for a beer, hoping he could forget all of this.

OtomePeach

OtomePeach
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Luke grabbed one of the wine coolers he had brought and took a large swig, feeling much the same as Steve.

"So," said Zach, glancing at Steve, "If you don't use your robot, do you mind if I borrow it? I'm broke, man."

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Axton

Axton

Steve stared at him in awe. How could he possibly be so casual about it?

"What?" he asked, unsure if he had heard right. "Why would you...but...it's not a human! Why would you...?"

OtomePeach

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Zach snorted; Luke placed a hand over his wine cooler to protect it from Zach's spit.

"Dude, it's just like jerking off. What's the big deal? I'd let you use my Playboy subscription if you asked."

He wrapped his arm around Steve's shoulder, embracing Luke as well in the process.

"Come on, man. Do your bro Zach a solid. It's been a while, ya know? Dating dry spell. You'd know all about that, right?"

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Axton

Axton

"I'm single by choice!" Steve insisted, trying to get out of Zach's grip and failing. "And no, you can't borrow Bat, I mean, my robot! That's disgusting! It looks like a human, what the hell, man?"

OtomePeach

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"That's the point," he said, taking a swig of his bear and grinning. "Sometimes it's just nice to get your hands around something, you know? Hell, I bet Luke here wishes he had a robot so he could hug something smaller than a grizzly for once! Eh, buddy?"

He nudged Luke, who awkwardly sipped his wine cooler.

"...Gale is fine," he said, shrugging. "I like her a lot."

Bat walked back into the living room, saving both Luke and Steve. He carried a tray of sandwiches, which he set down gingerly on the table, flashing them all once more.

"I made sandwiches, Master Steve," he said, fidgeting with his skirt; for some reason, it was awfully drafty when he moved. "Is there anything else you need?"

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Axton

Axton

"Why don't you change into your regular clothes?" Steve suggested, trying to smile and failing. "And then, uh, clean the sheets on my bed or something to keep yourself busy."

OtomePeach

OtomePeach
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"But you bought me these clothes," said Bat, smiling awkwardly. Zach snorted his drink; Luke squinted at Steve.

Bat flopped onto the couch, squeezing next to Steve. His skirt rode all the way up his thighs, revealing almost everything.

"So, guys, what are we watching?" he asked brightly, trying to be a good host. "Is it a movie?"

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Axton

Axton

Steve covered his face, trying to compose himself. It seemed impossible to recover, now.

"You're malfunctioning," he insisted, turning to Bat because he couldn't stand to look at his friends. "You're malfunctioning really badly. How about you just go sit somewhere and wait until I can take a look at you program for a virus, alright?"

OtomePeach

OtomePeach
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"...Oh. Okay," said Bat, standing up again. He dusted himself up, tugging his skirt downward. "Gentlemen, it was nice to see you this evening," he said, bowing in front of Steve's friends.

He slowly walked to the bedroom, unsure of what he had done wrong. Maybe Master Steve was just in an erratic mood. It was possible; Bat had known for some time that his master wasn't always the most intelligent human.

He sat on the bed, swinging his legs and waiting for Steve.

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Axton

Axton

"He must be malfunctioning," Steve insisted, standing up. "Just...let me go...check on it."

OtomePeach

OtomePeach
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Zach nodded, keeping his arm around an uncomfortable Luke.

"Whatever man--just consider doing me that favor, okay? Maybe I can set your robot straight!" He laughed, swigging his beer.

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Axton

Axton

Steve hurried to the bedroom, closing the door and locking it.

"Bat...what are you doing?!" he hissed, throwing up his arms. "You can't...you can't...!"

OtomePeach

OtomePeach
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"I can't what?" he asked, messing with his hands. "I thought I was doing what you wanted, Master--it's not my fault you have weird taste!"

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Axton

Axton

"Excuse me?!" he shouted. Had the world gone insane overnight?! "Me?! You're the one wearing that! Take it off!"

OtomePeach

OtomePeach
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"But you bought it for me!" he exclaimed, standing up. He pulled his skirt up and gestured at his frilly panties. "I don't even like stuff like this, you know! Not unless it's for you."

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Axton

Axton

Steve frowned angrily. He refused to admit that the costumes were for him.

"Never mind, just...just stop embarrassing me in front of my friends!"

OtomePeach

OtomePeach
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"If you don't want to be embarrassed, maybe you shouldn't dress your robot in weird clothes," Bat mumbled, crossing his arms.

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Axton

Axton

"I should throw you in the trash compactor!" he shouted angrily, slamming the door to the bedroom as he stomped to the bathroom.

OtomePeach

OtomePeach
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Bat followed him, knocking on the door.

"Master, you know I can rip the door off it's hinges--please come out, we have guests! Now isn't the time to be strange?"

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Axton

Axton

Steve ignored the bot, opting to wash his face with cold water instead.

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