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1 Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:35 pm

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Gunner didn't like shopping. He had never liked shopping. He found that there were too many girls at the mall. Far, far too many annoying women,

But, there he was, standing in the lingerie section, trying to pretend like he wasn't there.

"Maggie, please," he grumbled.

2 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:53 pm

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"We're shopping for your pants next," she insisted, eyeing a lacy bra. "Do you think Jake'll mind pink? I don't know if he likes pink, do you?"

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3 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:12 pm

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"I have pants," he insisted. They were torn and raggedy pants, but pants nonetheless. He only wore something other than his police uniform when he was off duty. Usually that meant horseback riding. "If Jake liked pink, it would be all I ever wore."

4 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:08 am

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She giggled.

"So Jake likes torn jeans and chaps that hug your butt, is that it?" she asked, placing her hands on her hips. Maggie's appearance contrasted starkly with Gunner's; she wore her hair in two neat pigtails and a bright blue gingham blouse. There weren't any holes in her jeans.

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5 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:18 am

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"Well...no," Gunner replied, feeling his face turn red. "You know what I mean!"

6 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:50 am

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"If you want to sleep with Jakey, maybe you should start by telling him you like fellas," she said bluntly, grabbing an orange bra off the rack. "I think that's a good conversation starter in this case, don't you? I mean, he went after me because he knew I liked fellas."

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7 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:54 am

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"Yes, and then he married you, Maggie," he said, frowning. "I don't think that's the exact correlation here. You know Jake will never sleep with me...we've tried everything, it's just...Jake would hate me if I told him."

Gunner suddenly felt very conscious of himself. He shoved his hands into his pockets.

8 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:08 am

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"Oh, pish-posh," she snorted, rolling her eyes. "We haven't even begun to convince him. That's why we're here--well, one of the reasons." She smiled mischievously.

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9 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:11 am

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"What?" he asked, frowning. He should have known. "No! I'm not trying any more of your ridiculous schemes! The last time, Jake broke my nose! Or did you forget?"

10 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:31 am

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"Yeah, and I tanned his hide," she insisted, pouting. "Come on, this time we can tie him up or something--that man has got to stop beating on you. You're the only one who can put up with him."

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11 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:36 am

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"I know, I know," he replied, adjusting his hat. "But Jake's right to beat on me, anyway...it's not his fault his only friend is an ugly faggot."

12 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:54 am

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She slapped Gunner on the wrist.

"Stop talking like that, you big sweet lilly-livered sack of potatoes. You are thoughtful and sweet and sexy and anyone who doesn't take you when they have the chance is out of their damned mind. You need to find someone who'll appreciate that."

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13 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:57 am

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"You mean like how Jake never even looked at me?" he replied, feeling more depressed by the minute. "And how I haven't had a boyfriend in over a year? Especially not since my hands have gotten worse..."

14 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:42 pm

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She slapped his wrist again.

"That's quitter talk. Just because my husband's an idiot doesn't mean every guy is--come on, you haven't even been looking that hard for a boyfriend. Tonight, you and I are going to a bar and you're getting some numbers."

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15 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:57 pm

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"What?" He asked again. "No! I can't go to a bar, I have work tomorrow!"

16 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:19 pm

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"Then when don't you have work? We can go then."

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17 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:26 pm

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"...I'm always working," he fibbed.

18 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:46 pm

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"Tonight it is," she replied, already walking to the men's side of the store. "You'd better shower beforehand, too--I don't think there are a lot of men who love the smell of horse as much as you do."

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19 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:49 pm

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"If he doesn't like horses, then we can't be together so what does it matter?" he asked, crossing his arms.

20 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:21 pm

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"You can tell him you like horses, then," she insisted, "but I don't think you want to type of guy who would sleep with a horse."

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21 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:27 pm

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"That's disgusting," he wrinkled his nose. "Fine, I get your point...what are we even shopping for?"

22 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:47 pm

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"Nice clothes, of course. And maybe some other things--for example, do you even own cologne? I know ladies like cologne on their gentlemen."

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23 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:55 pm

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"I own cologne," he replied defensively. "You just...can't usually smell it because I smell like horses."

24 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:29 am

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She grimaced.

"Then just... just shower. But pants first, okay?"

She walked over to a rack of men's pants.

"What kind of pants do you like?"

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25 Re: Gunner and Maggie Go To Dick's on Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:31 am

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"The ones I'm wearing...nothing tight, though, I don't...want Jake to think I'm some sort of homo," he insisted. "And they have to be the right color, or he might notice..."

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