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1Life Imitates Porn Empty Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:12 am

OtomePeach

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"Yeah, um, Mister Greg? I'm so sorry, but my sink has done it again...completely busted. And I just made all these sugar cookies, and a tall pitcher of lemonade, both from scratch--and I'll have to wash the dishes! So it's really, really important that you come up here as soon as possible to fix it...see you then, Mister Handyman."

Basil lounged on the flower-print couch in his robe, which barely concealed the expensive lingerie he wore underneath. He had been sitting like this for half an hour; he checked his phone again, munching on a sugar cookie. Was the handyman being coy?

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2Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:24 am

Axton

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Greg wasn't being coy, at least not fully on purpose. He had been busy repairing part of his mechanical leg that had gotten out of sync. It still wasn't functioning totally properly, but he figured it wasn't fair to keep Basil waiting.

...even though he was pretty sure it was probably no big emergency.

He knocked on Basil's door, tucking his floor length braid into his coveralls.

3Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:34 am

OtomePeach

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Basil opened the door dramatically and leaned against the frame, strategically leaning so part of his bra was exposed.

"Oh, it's the handyman! What a surpriiiiise! You here to fix my sink, or is it personal business this time?" He winked flirtatiously.

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4Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:42 am

Axton

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Greg smiled awkwardly, looking away.

"Just here to fix your sink," he insisted, holding up the tool box.

5Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:01 am

OtomePeach

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He tried not to look too put out as he led him to the sink.

"Yeah, it's just completely busted, I don't know what's wrong--say, would you like a treat while you work? I mean the sugar cookies and lemonade I just made, of course."

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6Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:20 am

Axton

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Greg set his tools next to the sink as he began to examine it.

"Sure," he replied, holding out his mechanical arm, expecting a cookie.

7Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:42 am

OtomePeach

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Basil handed him a cookie, leaning over so he could easily see up his robe.

"So how've you been, handsome? Going around the apartment and checking other men's pipes, or just mine?"

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8Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:50 am

Axton

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Greg mumbled something as he examined the kitchen sink. He took a bite out of the cookie absently, focused.

Then, he turned to Basil.

"So...what did you say is wrong with it?" he asked.

9Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:06 am

OtomePeach

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"It just won't work," he said unconvincingly, leaning against the counter. "Say, Greg, do you have a boyfriend? A girlfriend?"

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10Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:10 am

Axton

Axton
"How won't it work?" he insisted, fiddling with his robotic arm. "I need specifics."

He purposely ignored the other questions.

11Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:15 am

OtomePeach

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"The water doesn't turn on," he replied quickly, nudging Greg's arm with his heel. "I'm completely single, you know. I enjoy it--but it does get awfully lonely. At night especially. Do you ever get lonely at night, Greg?"

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12Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:19 pm

Axton

Axton
"Well, uh...I mean, sometimes I get emergency calls at night, so, it's not...so bad," he replied awkwardly. "So, do you know what happened to the sink?"

13Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:02 pm

OtomePeach

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"No clue," he replied, pushing the hammer he had used to break the pipes behind a cookie jar on the counter.

"Greg, what do you like in a man?"

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14Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:15 pm

Axton

Axton
Greg leaned over, opening the counter beneath the sink. He frowned.

"...did you smash the pipes again?" he asked.

15Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:00 pm

OtomePeach

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"I'm sure I don't know what you mean," he said quickly. "Come ooooon, Greg, you and I both know why you're here."

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16Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:07 pm

Axton

Axton
"I'm here because you called me," he replied, pursing his lips. "You need to stop breaking your sink, it's expensive to fix, you know."

17Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:21 pm

OtomePeach

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"More expensive to fix then my heart?" he said with a pout. "Fine, I'll be frank--why haven't you made any moves since that one afternoon? I really enjoyed myself...I thought you did too."

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18Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:41 pm

Axton

Axton
Greg felt his face flush.

"...I could lose my job," he replied awkwardly, pulling the braid out of his jumpsuit. It dragged across the floor.

19Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:49 pm

OtomePeach

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"What for? No one has to know--I won't distract you from your work. At least, not anymore...I just want to know if what happened was real. If you really like me back." He toyed with his hair.

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20Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:57 pm

Axton

Axton
Greg flushed even redder.

"I....well, I don't know..." he said. "I...haven't, uh...been with anyone in a really long time."

21Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:05 pm

OtomePeach

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"All the more reason to be with me now," he pressed, yanking down one of the shoulders of his robe. "There's no one else home, you know...it's just you and me. All day."

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22Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:11 pm

Axton

Axton
Greg frowned.

"N-...no, I mean, it's been a while..."

23Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:15 pm

OtomePeach

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"Oh, are you being shy?" he prodded, fluttering his lashes. "It still works, doesn't it? Otherwise, I totally have viagra you can use."

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24Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:19 pm

Axton

Axton
"Of course it still works!" he replied immediately. "I...think," he said, feeling his face turn bright red. "I haven't...done...anything for a while..."

25Life Imitates Porn Empty Re: Life Imitates Porn on Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:31 pm

OtomePeach

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"Then let's test it out," he said, grabbing him by his shirt. "Come on, you know you want to."

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