"Hey, who're you calling a--" He paused, as though remembering something, and his smile returned. "That's right--I am an interesting guy, that's me. Say, do you want to put it in?" He climbed onto the bed and got on all fours, waving his butt in the air.
He grinned. "But you're the hardest one here, aren't you? Will you fuck me if I tell you there's lube in the cabinet with all the alcohol? Come onnnnnn, I want it."
He flushed red. "That'd be you, hot stuff," he teased weakly. He retrieved the lubricant and handed it to Julian. "You can probably do it better with two hands."
"Then what're you--" Julian stopped himself, and plastered a smile on his face. "...Right. No girls. Me either. How about you just put that dick in my male ass, eh, big boy? It's the real thing and everything."