My Roommate Plays With Dolls

Blair grinned.

"Have fun."

Then, he set out to make some dinner with whatever they had left.

Yuri came back a little bit later, wearing a large pajama shirt and shorts.

"What're we having?"

"Pancakes." He said, laughing slightly.

Yuri smiled, sitting down.

"Pancakes are good~" He fidgeted awkwardly, however, glancing around the room. "...Blair, what does this make us?"

Blair dished out food.

"I...don't know." He admitted, frowning.

"...You still have a girlfriend, but we kissed."

"Yeah, I know!" He sighed. "I...don't think she's going to be around much longer."

"...Will you date me, then?" He looked away, refusing to meet Blair's eyes.

Blair flushed red.

"W-well, uhm..."

"...I understand if you don't. It's nothing unusual." He looked up at Blair, smiling broadly but falsely. "Everyone's afraid of me, remember? I'm used to it."

Blair looked to the side.

"No, it's...just...I don't know...how you date someone...normally."

Yuri watched him with surprise.

"...What do you mean?"

"Well, I mean...I only ever dated my current girlfriend and we don't do anything except have sex."

He blushed deeply.

"I don't know how to do that. But then again, I don't really know how to date, either...I've seen it on tv and in movies, where you just go out, spend time together, kiss, hug, cuddle...I'd like something like that~"

"I guess..." He laughed slightly. "We could try..."

He nodded happily.

"I'd like that, yes...though I don't think your girlfriend would."

He sighed.

"I think it's time we went our separate ways..." He mumbled. "In fact, I think it's time all my friends left."

He nodded sadly.

"I'll pack your things."

He rolled his eyes.

"Not you. Everyone else, you retard." He thwapped Yuri on the shoulder.

Yuri smiled.

"Okay, good. Speak more clearly next time, jerk."

He rolled his eyes.

"I don't want to."

He pulled Blair into another kiss, prolonging this one for a few minutes.

"Do you like me, Blair?"

Blair smiled at him.

"Of course."

"Then speak clearly."

He sighed.

"Yes, dear." He said facetiously.