Tentacles Meet Wings

"Well," said Mick, who had never been on a date, "It's where you go to a nice place and eat and ask trivial questions, so sex is less awkward later. It's proper, ain't it?"

"I...can't, though," she said, frowning. "I can't leave, otherwise I get very dehydrated, remember?"

She sighed. Would she never be a proper lady?

"Can't we just eat here?"

He shrugged.

"I don't know--are we allowed to bring food in here? Aw, fuck the rules--for you, sure." He winked, blowing her a kiss.

"What kinda food do you like, dollface?"

"Fish!" she exclaimed happily. "Oh, and crab, too! And shrimp!"

Mai flushed.

"I love raw fish, do you have anything like that?"

He scratched his head, frowning.

"Well, I think we might have some dried fish somewhere? Is that okay?'

"Yes!" she replied excitedly. "Please! I'll be so grateful!"

He grinned.

"Then I'll get us a fine fish dinner, ma'am," he said, tipping an imaginary hat. "But I'm afraid I have to shower first--that's why I'm here. Gotta stay fresh for the ladies and all--or perhaps the gentlemen." He winked, chuckling.

She blushed.

"Okay," she replied, smiling widely. "Thank you, I wasn't sure I'd be able to get someone to get me food~"

Mick hopped off of the bathtub and stripped off his pants, keeping his back to her.

"Don't peek now, ma'am--I'm half bird, all man, ya see."

She leaned over the tub, giggling.

"Don't turn around, then~" Mai replied, giggling to herself. "I'll look otherwise~"

He laughed.

"Please, ma'am, I don't want to tempt you--look away. I have quite the body."

He lifted his wings, revealing his butt, anc strutted to the nearest shower head. He turned on the water, letting it wash over him--it was lukewarm, as it had been a while since Cecil had been around.

She giggled to herself, watching him.

"Is this how you have to wash?" she asked curiously. "I don't get it."

"i have to wash my body," he explained, turning around. He hid his crotch with his wings.

"I preen my wings, so they're not as much of an issue. I don't actually like getting them wet."

"You don't look like most of the men I've been with," she said, watching him intently. "I like you, though."

He grinned, flexing his arms.

"You gaven't even seen my best feature, baby," he purred, waggling his hips for emphasis.

"Then showww me!" she whined, splashing around in her water. "I don't want to wait!"

He laughed, shaking his head.

"Show a pure, virginal girl like you? But baby, I'd rock your world,"

"I'm not a virgin," she said, confused. "Why would you think that?"

She paused suddenly, gasping.

"No! Am I supposed to be? Am...am I not a proper lady, then?" Mai looked worried, biting her lip nervously.

"Niw, now," he said reassuringly, "Tha's perfectly fine. I'm not a virgin either.

"I guess it just means we don't have to be as proper.". He shrugged.

"So we can have sex right now?" she asked excitedly, covering her mouth with her hands. Her tentacles quivered, secreting a sticky liquid. As soon as she realized, she sunk into the tub, trying to hide her tentacles. Oh, how embarrassing!

He frowned.

"Well, I guess if you don't think it's improper, then it's probably okay...why."

She lifted herself up from the water slightly.

"...well, because...I just...really don't want to wait~" she replied, still very red. "I mean, that's okay, right?"

He grinned.

"Baby, there ain't nothing I hate more than waiting on good sex." Only there were plenty of things, because Mick was a virgin.

"So, we can have sex, then?" she asked excitedly, her tentacles creeping out of the water. "Right now? Yes, please!"

"I don't know, babe--can we?" He winked.