He burst out laughing, unable to help himself.
"Are you serious right now?! No sex drive?! You're a man! Of course you have a sex drive! Hell, you're a human, of course you do! Don't lie, I bet you only say that to scare away the ladies, but at night you think of them while you touch yourself," he snickered, "or maybe men are more your pace. You seem like the type to go for both, though. You know, if your God wasn't telling you about how wrong it is to be a normal human with normal needs. Jesus, how can you not have sex? It's great! I would know, I have it all the time."
"Are you serious right now?! No sex drive?! You're a man! Of course you have a sex drive! Hell, you're a human, of course you do! Don't lie, I bet you only say that to scare away the ladies, but at night you think of them while you touch yourself," he snickered, "or maybe men are more your pace. You seem like the type to go for both, though. You know, if your God wasn't telling you about how wrong it is to be a normal human with normal needs. Jesus, how can you not have sex? It's great! I would know, I have it all the time."