Birthday Time!/Calm Down Beau

"Oh, come on. Ice cream?" he asked, looking to Beau expectantly.

"I, um," he said, staring at his pancakes. "...Whatever you want. I want to do what you want, so..."

"Oh fiiiiine, we'll just have plain, boring, vanilla sex," he leaned against Beau. "Nothing exciting, just same ol same ol~"

"We never use vanilla," he said, confused. "I mean, if you prefer to eat it, that's okay, I mean, I'd love to maybe if you want..." He trailed off.

He shoved his mouth full of pancakes and glanced at the floor. This innuendo stuff was really confusing.

Alexei laughed.

"No, Beau...you're so silly," he kissed Beau on the cheek. "We'll figure something out."

He paused, staring at his plate.

"...Was I supposed to eat these off of you?" he wondered aloud, biting his cheek nervously.

"No, no. Not...unless you want to," Alexei winked, grinning.

He took another bite of his pancakes, anxiously staring at the plate. He swallowed.

"I...uh..." He slowly licked his lips, as though their stickiness was causing his loss for words.

"...It's your birthday, isn't it? I think we should use more than one thing...since it's, you know, special. I mean, that is, if we do that..."

"Beau, I really have no idea what you mean," he said truthfully. "How many times do I have to tell you to elaborate?"

He cleared his throat awkwardly.

"Sorry. I meant to say that, uh, if you wanted to maybe, um, eat...something off of me, it should be special...so maybe we should try more than one food...I don't know, you know I'm no good at this."