I'll Be The Hero!

"No." He replied, smiling ever so slightly. "Not unless you can solve a riddle."

"...What do I get if I solve it? Like, why should I solve it instead of just going inside of you right now?" he asked.

"I could kill you with my bare hands, boy." Bridgely replied, the small smile gone from his face. "So choose wisely."

"Yeah, yeah, but who cares about that," he said, waving a hand. "If I solve it do I get cool things, like sex and cuddling and your eternal love?"

"I'll sleep with you each time you solve a riddle." Bridgely replied simply.

"Then come at me, bro!!" he exclaimed. "Also, are you gonna take off my clothes all sexy-like? Bera does that. I like it~"

"Shut up and listen. I'm only going to say this once." Bridgely informed him coldly. "The riddle is: For some I go fast
for others I'm slow. To most people, I'm an obsession. Relying on me is a well practiced lesson. What am I?"

He laughed.

"That's easy, mister! Time!"

Bridgely frowned deeply.

"What? How did you figure it out that quickly? N-no matter, I suppose that wasn't the hardest riddle..."

He waggled his eyebrows.

"Now it's time for your part of the deal~ If you strip me all sexy-like I'll even tell you how I did it."

Not one who enjoyed wasting time, Bridgely seemed quite irritated at the idea. Even so, he began to take off Hiro's clothes in the most sexy manner he could. It wasn't very sexy. At all.

Nonetheless, Hiro found it very attractive. Because he was an idiot like that.

"Sooo, what kind of ice cream do you like, Bridgely? Bera and I are going after this--or, I guess, we are."

Bridgely paused to think for a moment, his hands resting at Hiro's crotch.

"I don't remember. I don't often get a chance to eat."

He kissed him on the cheek.

"That's too bad--I like you already, I think eating with you would be fun. You're not my cuddlebunny but you're so smart and cool~"

Bridgely resisted the urge to passionately make out with him, which was the immediate respond he had when Hiro kissed his cheek. Which was strange. Then again, was something strange about him in general.

"Now, I'm quite finished." He replied, once Hiro was completely undressed. "Tell me how you did it."

He beamed.

"Simple, Mister Bridgely--the answer to almost every riddle is 'time'!"

Bridgely stared at him, thinking Hiro was just kidding. Right?

"...You're an idiot." He told him, quite bluntly.

He nodded.

"I've been told that before. But I don't mind when it's you saying it~"

He sighed heavily.

"Shall we get this over with?"

He frowned, automatically looking hurt.

"...Do you not want to have sex...?"

He rolled his eyes.

"What does sex accomplish? I don't see a need for it, honestly."

His bottom lip quivered immaturely.

"But it feels good, and it's about being close to the other person and having fun and sharing something special and honorable...don't you like me?"

"Unfortunately, I am somewhat partial to you." Bridgely admitted, blushing slightly. "And I will have sex with you, but only because it's my job."

Before he had finished the sentence, Hiro jumped on top of him.

"So what position do you like?~"

He yawned, showing his disinterest.

"Anything where I don't have to do much."