Studying And Other Adventures

Mars leaned away, blushing.

"...I can't eat when you're this close."

He scooted away very slightly.

"I hope I get a taste someday."

"You won't." He replied confidently, sticking the egg back into his mouth.

"But I'd be your complete slave," he purred.

He frowned, biting the egg in half and chewing.

"I don't want you to be my 'slave'." He replied once he had swallowed.

"You eat eggs like a sexbeast," he said, not paying attention to Mars's words.

He frowned, chewing on the second half of his egg.

"...I don't even know what you're trying to say."

"It means every time you eat eggs, my libido intensifies."

He frowned deeper.

"...I don't want to stop eating eggs." He said sadly.

"Please don't~" he cooed.

"But now I have to!" He protested, looking terribly troubled.

"There's a simple solution to all of this, you know."

"There is?"

He nodded.

"We have sex."

He smacked Priestly.

"No. That's not simple at all!"

Angrily, he began to roll another boiled egg around with his hands to break the shell.

"Why not? I'll be yours forever, you be mine forever, we love each other and have great, mind-blowing sex."

"Never." He replied, before he stuck the egg into his mouth to suck on again.

"Why can't I be your one? You're mine."

"Because," He said, removing the egg from his mouth. "I don't love you. I thought that was obvious."

"Why not? I'm endearing enough."

"For one, you're a man." He replied pointedly, nibbling on his egg. "Secondly, I find you obnoxious."

"Oh, really? Please elaborate on my obnoxious nature."

"You always touch me when I tell you not to, and then you're always forcing me to get all flustered and it's not funny, you know. Furthermore, I hate it when you won't let me do things for myself; I can cook on my own, you know. And why can't I ever do things on my own? I need to study for to get my GED so I can at least try to fix my life, you know." He frowned deeply, feeling kind of depressed thinking about all the studying he needed to do.

"Because when you love someone, you want to do things for them and care for them~" he replied brightly.

"Then do something for me and leave me alone." He said gloomily. "I have studying to do...I almost forgot."