Prank Wars Are So Gay

He smiled, relieved.

"...Please touch me some more."

He nodded, pulling him into another kiss.

Yuri stopped him after a moment, looking flustered.

"Um, should we do it now, or...? It's really kind of your call."

"Do you want to?" He questioned.

He gave Blair an odd look.

"...Isn't that why you asked me to come here? Unless I missed something?"

"No, I mean, right now?" He asked. "Don't you want more foreplay?"

He blinked, and something clicked in his head.

"Oh, that's what this is...oh. Okay."

"...Is that a yes, or...?"

"Either is fine," he said, shrugging. He groped Blair's butt, a mischievous expression spreading across his face. "What do you prefer?"

He jumped, then smiled.

"I asked you first." He insisted.

"Then let me ask you something," he said more seriously. "...Why pick me?"

Blair shrugged slightly.

"You're my type."

He blinked.

"...You like creepy anti-socialites?"

He blushed.

"No, not like...that."

"...Is it because I'm blond or something?" he asked, confused.

He frowned, but decided to quit while he was ahead.

"Yes."

"Then why not just as some non-creepy popular blond floozie?"

"...Lots of reasons. Mainly, no one knows I'm...not-straight." He said, frowning deeply. "And if you tell anyone, no one will believe you."

"Oh..." he said, frowning. "Well, this was kind of stupid of me. Interesting, but stupid."

"Stupid how?" He asked, frowning.

"Because your logic is right. So if you were to rape me or hurt me...no one would believe that, either." Yuri sat up, looking into Blair's eyes.

"It's okay, though--I don't think you'll do either. Mainly because I'm completely willing to sleep with you, I've decided."

"...I hadn't thought about that." He admitted, rather sheepishly. "But...I'm glad you're willing to sleep with me."

He kissed Blair on the cheek.

"You at least know how to do it with a guy, right?"

"Of course I do." He said, faking confidence. "It's, uhm, easy, right?"

"I actually heard it's kinda painful," said Yuri, surprised. "You've seen gay porn before, though, right?"