Prank Wars Are So Gay

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Later that night, people began to arrive. A bunch of people. None of whom knew Blair or even went to their school. They were all from out of town. Blair had bought them all hardcore alcohol, too.

Then, he grabbed Yuri and shoved him into the crowd.

"I threw you a party; have fun controlling everyone. I'm going to get some sleep."

"What?!" exclaimed Yuri, desperately clinging to Blair's arm. "This is your party!"

"No, I said I was throwing a party. I never said I was going to host it." He shook Yuri off, smiling at him. "Well, have fun."

Yuri just stared at him in disbelief.

"...I thought we were friends."

"I thought you wanted to make more friends." He said, still looking smug. "Besides, most of those people are harmless drunks. Most of them."

"...What's that supposed to mean?"

"Some of the guys might be a little bit...friendlier when they're drunk." He replied offhandedly.

"Blair, why are you doing this?!" he exclaimed. "I thought you weren't angry anymore!"

"I'm not." He lied. "I thought I was doing you a favor."

Yuri just glared.

"You're going to regret this."

He grinned wider.

"Oh, am I?"

"People avoid me for a reason," he replied.

He just shrugged.

"I'm going to bed. You can deal with it, now."

Glancing at Blair and then the rest of the partygoers, Yuri gave him the finger and dashed into Blair's room, slamming the door shut and locking it.

Blair followed him, but he wasn't fast enough.

"Yuri! Get out of my room!" If Yuri decided to snoop there were two things Yuri couldn't find; his Alternate, and his porn stash.

"No!" he shouted bitterly. "And don't think you can try my room, either--it's locked. Have fun at your fucking party!"

"No! Get out, or else I will break down my door!" He shouted back seriously.

"Go ahead!" he shouted back, plopping down onto the bed and burying his face in the pillows. They smelled so much like Blair; it felt odd to be in someone else's bed.

He growled, not really wanting to break down his door. It would be such a hassle.

"Just...Don't touch anything, or I will kill you!" He shouted.

"Whatever!!" he shouted, his voice muffled by pillows.

"Are you on my bed?!" He shouted, pounding on his door. "Get off!"

"What of it?!" he called back. "Afraid I'll notice all the white stains?"

He paled, and was rather glad Yuri was on the other side of the door.

"Just don't touch anything!" He said again.

"Have fun grinding against other dudes!!" he shouted in reply.