"Ooh, okay, let me think..." He tapped his chin before saying, "Alright! I think I have it translated well enough. It should still be funny, even without the puns.
"An Englishman, a Frenchman, a woman and Poruchik Rzhevsky, who is a character from Russian humor of course, board a plane. Suddenly the plane starts falling and everyone finds out that there is only one parachute. While Rzhevsky starts putting the parachute on, the Englishman and the Frenchman exclaim, 'Poruchik, there is a lady here!'. Rzhevsky, looking at his watch nervously, says, 'Think we'll have enough time?'"
He looked at Cesario expectantly. Gosh, that was one of his favorite jokes EVER! Though he likes black humor, too.