Claude and Frederich REUNITED FOR THE FIRST TIME, IN THIS EXCITING NEW EPISODE

"A kiss might help me with that."

Frederich kissed his hand, then shoved it into Claude's face.

Claude sighed with happiness.

"Okay, I'll call her on my cellphone."

He glared.

"...I should just kill you."

He pouted like a puppy, completely alarmed.

"What did I do wrong this time?"

"Find. Your. Sister." He barked.

He almost swooned.

"You're so sexy when you're being stern, Frederich...I'll make her haul her ass over here pronto!!"

Dialing the number, he sat and waited for her to pick p, all the while gazing at Frederich with adoration.

Frederich waited, glaring sternly.

Finally, she picked up.

"Ah, Sigrid," said Claude pleasantly. "Where the fuck are you?! You weren't in any of the places we discussed, you dumb--what? Who cares where I was, I do what I want--you just drive the van, but you can't even do that right!!...Rowan and...Maple. Hurry up--and bring me some gummy snakes while you're at it." He hung up and smiled at Frederich.

"She should be on her way--did I do good?~"

"..." Frederich was actually speechless. All of that? From CLAUDE? What had just happened?

He frowned, looking concerned.

"Are you okay, my darling Master?"

"...It's nothing."

Claude kissed his hand, less than satisfied with that answer.

"...If you're sure..."

A few minutes later, a large, dark blue van pulled up. Claude winked at Frederich.

"Shall I introduce you?"

He was sure that this would be quite interesting.

"...Sure."

Claude walked up to the van and aggressively kicked the door.

"Get your ass out here, you useless bitch!!"

In the next second he was tackled by a large pair of boobs. Attached to said pair of funbags was a cute girl with her hair styled in pigtails. She squeezed her brother to her chest, talking rapidly.

"--and where have you been, I've been looking everywhere I even got your gummy snakes and oh lord you feel so cold, so cold did you catch pneumonia my brother dearest why must you--"

He shoved her away forcefully.

"Shut up, Sigrid. This is Frederich, he wanted to meet you."

She examined Frederich critically, pushing her glasses up her nose and handing Claude a small paper bag; he began to munch its gummy snake contents.

Frederich could actually say nothing. Even he and his sister had a better relationship.

"...So, my brother was with you last night?" asked Sigrid.

"That's unimportant." He said quickly. "Now tell me what you know about curse marks."

She socked Frederich in the face.

"Unimportant?" she asked incredulously, her face contorted in disgust. "My darling brother is an extension of the Messiah himself, and you use the word 'unimportant'?! I'm going to kick your ass, you little piece of--"

Claude smacked his sister in the shoulder, positively livid.

"Sigrid, if you harm a hair on my lover's head I will never look at you again!"

Her eyes filled with genuine tears and a look of desperation crossed her face.

"Brother, don't say such harsh things!"

He ignored her, eating another gummy snake.

"Don't grovel to me--apologize to Frederich, you dumb cunt."

She pouted, glaring heatedly at Frederich.

"...never mind." He mumbled, truly amazed. "I'm just leaving."

"Look at what you did, Sigrid," hissed Claude irritably. "Looks like we're leaving--I'll be back later. Maybe."

Frederich glared at Claude.

"Not you. You go somewhere else."

Hurt hit him like a ton of bricks.

"But...why?"

"You disgust me."

"...I do?" he asked, completely heartbroken. "...What did I do wrong?"