Claude and Frederich REUNITED FOR THE FIRST TIME, IN THIS EXCITING NEW EPISODE

Claude adjusted his hat.

[[FUCK YOU. >:I]]

Meanwhile, Frederich carefully planned out the way he would explain to Claude how he would love to try having sex with him, but would probably never want it again.

...It wasn't going well.

((I love you too CB))

Tossing the ugly hat into the fireplace, Claude decided to join Frederich in the living room.

"Hi, honey," he said sweetly, hugging Frederich from behind.

Frederich sighed heavily and turned to face him.

"...hello."

Claude frowned, taking a step back.

"...Something wrong?"

"...sort of." He said hesitantly.

"...You can tell me," he said, taking Frederich's hand in his. "I'll listen."

"Well...You know how I am...With touching." He began lamely.

Claude relinquished his hand reluctantly.

"...Sorry."

He shook his head.

"No, I'm talking more about...sex."

"I have to stop that?" he asked, immediately distressed.

"Just listen." He replied, frowning. "Well, I've been thinking...Perhaps we could...try it."

His face turned completely red.

"...You...you mean it?"

Frederich adjusted his hair somewhat awkwardly.

"Well...yes. But just once. And don't expect me to enjoy it or want it ever again."

He nodded eagerly, bowing at the waist.

"I...I'd be honored."

Frederich smiled every so slightly.

"So...How does it work?"

Claude scratched his head nervously.

"Well, you...from what I know..." He whispered the rest into Frederich's ear, embarrassed.

Frederich just nodded slowly.

"...Okay, I guess."

"I-I could be in either position!" he offered quickly.

"It doesn't bother me either way." He said simply.

He blushed and mumbled something.

"Um...we need...stuff, I think."

"...You go get it, then." He replied, unfazed.

"...Sex stuff."

"...Well I don't know what you're talking about." He mumbled.

He smiled; at least Frederich was nervous too.

"I'll um, go to a store. When did you want to try it?"