Who Ya Gonna Call?!

Without another word, Mars got up out of the bed and searched for his clothes.

"Oh come on, get back here--I promise we can sleep."

Mars stretched out and pulled on his underwear.

"But now I'm thirsty." He complained with a shrug.

He pouted.

"You had to get dressed to tell me that?"

"What? You expect me to walk around naked?" He rolled his eyes. "I'll be back in a sec."

"Of course I do!" he called after him. "It's my house--my rules!"

Mars just laughed. When he returned he tackled Priestly and nuzzled him.

"Now I can sleep~"

"Take off your pants first," he said seriously.

He shook his head, grinning.

"Make me."

He ripped them off of Mars's body; after all, his muscles weren't just for show.

[[That mental image sent me into a fit of giggles, oh God XD;;;]]

"...Well, anyway, goodnight." Mars mumbled in response.

He nodded, snuggling close.

"Goodnight...hey, you know what's funny?"

He sighed.

"...what?"

"I got this haircut to aid me in my celibacy, and yet you still got hard the moment I touched you." He chuckled, nuzzling Mars. "Don't worry, I love you too~"

Mars felt his face turn red with embarrassment.

"Well, you just had sex with a dead guy." He remarked somewhat spitefully, only it was delivered so much less smoothly. "...sort of."

"...Excuse me?" he said, raising an eyebrow. "Did you just up the number of sins I committed in the past few hours?..."

Mars pouted childishly.

"Well, I sort of...died a little while back." He explained as if it weren't a big deal. "But then I came back, and here I am."

He sat up, sighing.

"Explain."

He groaned.

"But I'm tired. It's not a big deal, can't it wait?"

"...You're dead. I just fucked a dead person. I deserve answers, Marsy Pie."

"Well, this body isn't my original body, in case you didn't notice. It just looks similar." He explained, yawning. "He told me it was fully functional. Actually, I was curious whether or not I could even have sex...Guess I can."

He nodded calmly enough.

"At least I got to have sex with your original body first. It is pretty similar...you're still really tight." He laughed, snuggling Mars.

He just rolled his eyes.

"Now I'm sleeping..."

Priestly chortled.

"Come on, it was a compliment!~♥ For someone so inexperienced, having sex with you is very pleasurable."

He couldn't help but smile proudly.

"R-really?"