It's Not Cold Out Here, It's Just Hamon

He reached out and squeezed his hand. "Don't be nervous--I know what I'm doing. It'll feel good, and you'll be fine--you're being deflowered by only the gentlest of hands." He began slowly and carefully stroking him, illustrating his point.

Joseph nodded slowly even as he squirmed beneath Caesar's touch. It was at least reassuring thinking that Caesar had done this before. But it also just made him all the more embarrassed that he hadn't.

"I just, uh, like...you don't mind that I've, uh...not done this before?" he asked, so quiet he almost hoped Caesar didn't hear him.

He gave Joseph an unimpressed look. "Yes, I asked you here and offered to put your cock in my mouth because I abhor sleeping with virgins. I offered a virgin a sexual favor for that exact reason."

His face turned redder still.

"Never mind," he grumbled. "Just...forget it."

He chuckled softly.

"It's okay, I'm only teasing. What I need most is for you to relax." He sat up and gently kissed Joseph on the cheeks and neck. "You want to have a fun first time, don't you?"

"Well, uh...I had sorta expected my first time to be with well...not...you, and not really a dude, so..." he flushed even redder. "I'm trying, but, it's just, uh, kind of...different...than what I thought."

"Would you prefer if I wore ladies' clothing?" he teased. "Trust me--I'm better at this than most women. Besides...you are enjoying it, aren't you?" He ran his hands over Joseph's chest.

Joseph snorted. "You'd look awful in women's cloths," he replied immediately. "Besides...I am enjoying it," he mumbled in agreement.

He kissed him gently on the mouth.

"Good. So you're ready?" He kissed down his chest, all the way back to his crotch.

"A...about as ready as I'll ever be," he replied with a half-hearted smile.