Just Say It

"But I've never given one before!" he whined. "It's not going to be good, so why bother? Just suck me off again because you'll do a good job."

Caesar pinched Joseph's cheek, not being gentle about it either.

"How am I supposed to get off to giving you a blowjob?" he demanded. "You already came once, you owe me, you big idiot."

"Ow! I don't know, you said to tell you what I wanted!" he exclaimed, pouting and rubbing his cheek. "Do you want to do what I want or don't you?"

Caesar chuckled.

"I'll give you a blowjob if you give me one," he told him.

"Well, uh," he began awkwardly. "You see, the thing about that is...I don't really want to put that in my mouth. It uh...it seems a little gross, sorry."

Caesar stared at Joseph incredulously for a split second as the sentence registered in his head.

"Are you twelve?" he asked, caught halfway between amusement and annoyance.

"No!" he snapped, irritated by the accusation. "I just...I just, I dunno, you pee out of there. Isn't it a little gross? I don't know how well you wash."

"Jojo, I am one-hundred percent certain I wash myself better than you do," Caesar informed him. "I even shave, which appears to be a foreign concept to you."

He snorted. "Why the hell does a man need to shave anything but his face? And even then, only if he wants to. A man without hair is a woman!"

Caesar scoffed.

"You're an idiot," he informed him bluntly. "Besides, don't think I haven't realized you're just stalling so that I'll give you another blowjob and call it even, you dick."

"I'm not!" he protested weakly, his ears turning red. "Why...would I...stall....Caesar?"

Caesar rolled on top of Joseph and grabbed a good chunk of his hair, pulling on it sharply.

"Stop being an ass," he teased, toying with Joseph's messy hair. "Quit fooling around and man up."

"Do I haaaaave to give you a blowjob?" he whined, pouting. "Come on--I'll do anything else. You mentioned anal--I can give you that, sure."

Caesar snorted.

"Yes, Jojo, you have to give me a blowjob," he replied, rolling his eyes. "If you really don't want to, sure we can do anal, but I'm not going to be the one on bottom."

"Why do I have to be on bottom?! I'm the one with leg hair!" he protested, pouting and puffing out his cheeks. "Do you even know how this works? The man is never on bottom."

"That's why you're the one who's going to be on bottom," Caesar replied. "Besides, you don't have any experience, you won't even know what you're doing."

"So you've sucked a ton of cocks before you put mine in your mouth, right?" he pressed, glaring at him closely. "Besides, since when do you fuck people in the ass?"

"Every now and then a girl requests it," Caesar replied, shrugging. "Therefore, you're going to be on the bottom."

"B-b-but," he said, quickly running out of excuses. "But I'm so hairy!" he finally whined.

"Fine," Caesar conceded finally. "I'll give you a blowjob. Lay down."

"Really?" he asked, grinning. He laid down, spreading his legs wide. "I didn't think that'd be so easy!"

Caesar reached into the drawer beside the bed, retrieving his bottle of lube. He poured it into his fingers and then ran his hand over Joseph's dick. Then, he leaned over and ran his tongue over Joseph, making eye contact as he ran his fingers over Joseph's opening.

"W-what are you doing?!" he yelped, almost pushing Caesar away. He stopped himself only because he really wanted that blowjob. "I, I didn't say you could touch there..."

"What?" Caesar asked innocently as he continued to touch him. "You wanted a blowjob, you're going to get a blowjob."

He made a small, high-pitched whining noise. "This isn't a blowjob! You didn't touch there last time, stop it..." He squirmed uncomfortably, though he still kept his hands to himself.