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She smiled.

"Well, I can't tell you my real name yet~" She giggled. "But I'll tell you what you can call me...When we're alone~"

He gave a nod of understanding. "Yes, alright." He stated, folding his arms.

She smiled.

"So. I'll go chill at your house~"

"H-How do you know where I live?" He gaped, eyes huge. "...huh. Well. Alright." He muttered, crossing his arms.

She smiled innocently.

"Don't worry about it~~~!"

"...Ah, alright." He muttered, scratching his neck.

-x-

Later, in Mori's house, Yuu was back in his preferred, genuinely male form.

He was chewing on some raw fish he had found, lounging on Mori's bed.

Ah, the joys of freeloading.

He stared intensely at the bed, frowning softly. "...What the hell?" He remarked, shocked by the sudden appearance.

"Hello~" He purred. "I told you I'd be waiting in your bed~ Though the next time I say that it'll mean something different~"

He giggled.

"...What the fuck. Are you a woman or a man?..." He muttered, frowning vaguely.

Yuu jumped to his feet.

"Oh, silly~" He purred. "You obviously don't know much about kitsune, do you~?"

His eyes shot wide open at that. "...Y-You're a kitsune?!"

He thought for a moment.

"Oh, I thought I told you~" He said brightly. "But yes. Call me Yuuuu~"

"...Well, uhh, Yuu it is." He muttered, crossing his arms. "...So why did you pick me anyways?"

He groped Mori's abs.

"These."

He shuddered just vaguely. ".....uh. What."

"You're strong, stupid!" He laughed heartily. "So you're going to protect me now. Otherwise, you die!"

"...Well isn't that just great." He muttered, sighing vaguely.

Yuu waggled his hips happily.

"Don't worry, you're strong enough to do it! Otherwise, I wouldn't have picked you."

Trying to ignore the motion of his hips, he made a faint sigh and shook his head, seating himself on the bed. "...Great."

Yuu took that opportunity to sit on his lap.

"Don't worry, we'll make a great team~"

He stared at him, rather confounded by the entire situation. "...So are you my master now or something stupid like that?"

Yuu almost said no, but then he realized how dumb that would be.

So he said, "Of course!"

He blinked his eyes and stared him down, giving an immediate facepalm in response. "....great."

Yuu purred.

"You're so cute. Do you fancy men?"