Tobias and Dragomir's Super Fun Time Adventures!

He chuckled to himself.

"You're so abusive sometimes, Master~"

"It's because I don't like you," he said without hesitation.

"I think it's quite the opposite~"

Tobias glared at Dragomir.

"I don't know about you, but I don't have some kind of creepy S and M fetish, thank you."

He looked slightly confused.

"What does your shirt size have to do with this?"

He smacked Dragomir.

"You know perfectly well what I meant!!"

"O-of course, Master." He said, trying to smile.

Really, he was completely lost.

"Pervert," grumbled Tobias, adjusting his tie; today it was a girly pink.

"...anyway, what are we doing today?" He said, changing the subject.

"I am going to do whatever the hell I want before the show tonight," he said simply. "I've no clue what the fuck you're going to do, just don't bother me."

"I think I'll follow you~" He replied cheerfully.

"No you won't," said Tobias irritably. "I'll give you a thousand jobs if you have nothing better to do."

"Why can't I?" He asked, looking like a kicked puppy.

"I don't like you," he said simply, pulling on a jacket.

"Please?" He pleaded.

"Please what?" he asked, grabbing a top hat.

"Master, please let me come with you!"

"No," he said simply.

"I'll do anything!" He pleaded, sniffling pathetically.

"Go fuck yourself."

He sniffled.

"Is that what Master wants?"

Tobias checked himself in front of the mirror, trying to fix his hair.

"Yeah, sure, whatever."

"Master, you shouldn't be so cruel all the time~"

"You shouldn't be such an ass-wipe all the time."

He sighed.

"Sometimes, it makes me want to just kill you right now."