Tobias and Dragomir's Super Fun Time Adventures!

"I dare you," he said dryly, glaring at Dragomir. "If you're going to say things like that, no more sex for a month."

"Maybe I'll find some other child to have sex with, then." He replied, crossing his arms.

"That's disgusting. I'd never allow you near my circus again."

"Ooh, jealous~?"

"No, I just find you disgusting in general--at least I'm legal, but I can't allow a genuine child molester in my circus. Children come here, dumbass--bad publicity."

He smacked Dragomir on the arm.

He smiled.

"Yes, I just have so snatch one up one night~ <3"

"I would kick you out of my circus," he said simply, shrugging.

"You would never even know." He replied with a smug smile.

"I would know if a child went missing," he replied, glaring at Dragomir.

He smiled still. "Would you?"

"I doubt any parent is that stupid," he replied simply. "Though if you're going to consider this, I can just kick you out now--save the trouble."

He laughed.

"Of course, I'll be a good boy if you just be nice to me more often~"

"Getting rid of you would be easier."

"Oh, but you'll never get rid of me~"

"What if I died?" he said, grinning.

"I'm sure you will, eventually." He said simply. "But for now, I'll have my fun with you~"

He groaned.

"Well either stop being annoying, or you don't get any fucking fun."

He sighed dramatically.

"...fine."

"Now leave me alone."

"Have fun, Master." He said spitefully.

He laughed.

"See, I like you best when you're not enjoying yourself."

He just pouted, watching Tobias.

With a wave, Tobias walked out of the tent.

Obediently, Dragomir followed him.

"Stay inside!!" he barked irritably.