Blair, It's Fine--No Homo

Blair picked up the phone and answered with a, "Hold on a second."

He pressed the phone to his chest while he barked at a clone of himself to clean his room faster.

He brought the phone back to his ear. "Anyway, what's up?"

"I misssss you," he said, toying with a doll of Blair. "But you probably feel really horny right now anyway, right?" He ran his finger over the doll's crotch.

He squirmed slightly.

"Not really..." He tried to say.

"Are you sure?" he asked, frowning and continuing to molest the doll.

He felt something but not a substantial amount.

"...Should I?" He asked.

Growing impatient, Yuri licked the doll.

"Now??"

Blair just shifted uncomfortably.

"...No."

He seriously gave the doll the best handjob it had ever received in its life.

"Come on..."

"....Yuri, I --" He was about to say something, if not for the chorus of sudden moans coming from his clones. He frowned deeply and watched them in morbid fascination for a few seconds until he just got rid of them, perplexed. Of course, the second they were gone, he suddenly began feeling things...

Poor Yuri persevered, frowning.

"...You aren't even a little horny?"

Blair squirmed uncomfortable.

"Wh-what...are you...?" He asked, moaning between his words.

Yuri smiled.

"Blair, you sound like it--is this officially phone sex?~"

"...what are you doing?" He asked, finally able to finish his sentence.

"Wishing you would get over here so we can have some fun~" he said, giggling.

"W-well...stop, then!" He said, squirming more. "I can't come over right now...!"

"Why?" he asked, obviously disappointed.

"I have homework..." He said simply.

"Come on, you always finish your homework early without a problem!~" he whined. "Just, please?...normally you call me."

He sighed.

"...I guess I can."

Yuri smiled brightly.

"Okay, sweetie--I love you, can't wait to see you again~!!"

He rolled his eyes.

"Love you too."

"Bye!"

Yuri hung up the phone, smiling happily. Placing the little Blair doll back on his shelf in the closet, he hummed Gwen Stefani songs to himself as he picked some leftover tissues from the floor and tossed them into the wastebasket.

That had gone even better than he had hoped, he thought to himself brightly.

Of course, as soon as Blair arrived, he marched right up to Yuri's room and opened the door.

"What did you do?" He asked, his arms still crossed.

"I cleaned--is it that noticeable?" he said, beaming; he tackled Blair, nuzzling against his chest. "I missed you, you big hunk of man~" he teased.

For once, Blair was reluctant in hugging him back.

"No, Yuri, really." He said, pushing him away gently.