Church Bells

"So, how did my little ray of sunshine sleep?"

His response was, of course, silence.

Mars moved to the living room, where he sat down and sipped his tea. In complete silence.

"...Does that mean you're upset we didn't cuddle?" he asked, amused.

He almost choked on his tea, but luckily, he managed to keep a straight face as he set it down so he could retrieve the paper from his doorstep.

"I didn't realize a simple blowjob could make someone so clingy," he said thoughtfully.

Mars frowned deeply and threw the paper at Priestly instead of reading it.

"Get out."

"Of my clothes?" he asked confusedly, nonetheless reaching for his pants zipper.

He turned red.

"Of my house, you moron! Get out of my house!" He exclaimed.

He smiled.

"Why sex in public, Mars? You're so crazy..."

"You're the crazy one!" He shouted back. "Why would you...I don't..."

He covered his face with his hands.

"...I hate you."

He laughed.

"It was a joke."

"You're not funny!" He barked. "Now get out of my house, already!"

"No, I haven't finished my cereal," he said, as thought it were obvious.

He groaned.

"Why won't you leave me alone, anyway?"

"Because I like you," he said sweetly, taking another bite of his coco puffs.

"How quaint." He said dryly. "Unfortunately, I don't really care, seeing as I don't like you."

He sighed.

"But in any case, I'm going to get dressed. I suppose it's too much to ask if I tell you to be gone by the time I'm finished, hm?"

He nodded.

"I'll shower while you do that, mmkay?"

"You aren't using my shower!" He barked. "Besides, I need to shower, too! After sleeping on those filthy sheets..."

"Called it!" he exclaimed childishly, already marching to the bathroom.

He groaned and headed for his bedroom anyway.

"I'll just shower later.." He mumbled to himself, as he began to set out the clothes he was wearing.

After his shower, Priestly stepped outside of the bathroom, completely naked.

"Mars Bar, did you happen to see where I left my clothes?"

Mars, who had finished changing and was simply adjusting his tie now, frowned deeply as his entire face turned red.

"D-do you have no shame!?" He exclaimed, forcing himself to look away. "Why would I know where you put your clothes!?"

He looked quite nervous as he fiddled with his glasses.

He gave him an unimpressed look.

"You have a penis too, Mars--why are you embarrassed? This is God's gift, no need to be a child about it." He stretched in an unintentionally provocative pose. "And I don't know--I think I stripped in the bedroom both times."

He bit his lip.

"Just find your clothes and cover yourself up for God's sake!" He snapped, finally turning so he couldn't look at Priestly, even out of the corner of his eye.

He laughed.

"Come on, I was made in God's image."