You wanna be a vampire, I wanna be a vampire, we all wanna be vampires!

"Well, I ate a little bit, but not a lot." She said.

"I'll get you something, then--please wait."

He hurried upstairs; he had to rid himself of this tomato stench, and the sooner the better.

-x-

Clarissa sat down and sighed heavily. She waited impatiently for Alois, flipping through some of his lame old books.

Finally he came downstairs, wearing a fresh suit.

"Sorry I took so long. Are you still hungry, my dear?"

"You know what I want?" She asked him, still holding a random book.

"What is it?" asked Alois immediately, all of his attention focused on her.

She grinned at him.

"You."

He blinked, utterly confused.

"...What do you mean?"

"Your body." She clarified, staring straight at him. She smiled as if having a casual conversation.

"...If you insist?" he said slowly, scratching his head. "What do you need my body for?"

"I need your naked body." She clarified again, still grinning.

"...What the hell would I be doing?!" he exclaimed incredulously.

"It's kind of hard to explain, so I'll just have to show you" She insisted.

"...I don't think I want to," he said cautiously.

She shrugged.

"I'll just go find Landon or something..."

"No you won't," he said immediately. "Just tell me what it is exactly that you want."

She pouted.

"No."

He lightly placed his hand on her shoulder without thinking.

"Please, my dear, I'd be happy to oblige you if you'd only tell me what you desire."

Clarissa stood on her tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek.

"We should eat!" She said, changing the subject. It was no fun if Alois didn't get it when she was teasing him.

His face reddened.

"...Ah, I suppose that is a good idea." Deciding to tease her, he smiled. "Hold out your neck, dear."

She smiled excitedly. Half of her knew Alois was teasing her, and the other half hoped he wasn't.

"You mean it? Really?"

"No, I have blood packets," he said simply, ruffling her hair slightly.

She looked somewhat disappointed. Or, really disappointed. Very, very disappointed.

"Don't tease me like that!" She pouted, crossing her arms.

He raised an eyebrow.

"Why would you want me to feed off of you?"

She blushed.

"...I'm just curious." She had learned a lot about vampires, but there were still a few things she didn't know.