"...Did you just hit your partner?" she asked, turning around and frowning. She tucked a strand of greying brown hair behind her ear, pushing her glasses up to hold it in place. "If...if there's something wrong, maybe I should hire someone else."
Priestly stepped out from behind Mars, beaming. "Don't you worry a hair on your sweet little head, madam--I merely suggested to my partner here that we had forgotten to properly introduce ourselves, and he elbowed me out of embarrassment. He's always been the violent one, I'm afraid. He's, er, been in an institution, if you get my meaning." He grimaced exaggeratedly.
"In any case, I'm Father Priestly and this is Father Mars. I'm a nice man who enjoys walks on the beach and good company, and Mars here eats pickles without chewing."
The woman nodded slowly, still looking slightly uncomfortable. "...I'm MaryAlice Thornton. I own this place, though you already know that--I mean, we spoke on the phone." She coughed lightly. "Nice to, um, meet you in person, both of you."
There was a moment of awkward silence before she awkwardly motioned to the top of the stairs. "We should...it's, um, up there."
Priestly nodded brightly, linking his arm with Mars's and pulling him up the stairs behind Mrs. Thornton.