Iris Goes on a Bender and Meets an Elf

Iris blearily wiped the semen from his chest as he stumbled into the street, drunk enough to puke. And, in fact, he did puke a few minutes later; it did little to subdue his happiness, however. He had done it. He had gotten drunk and had sex, and it had felt great--at least, he thought it had. it was hard to tell when he was this dizzy.

He sauntered through the street, singing to himself.

"Hey! Do you want to have sex with me too?" he called at a passerby, who rewarded him with a look of disgust.

"That's okay, mister, I'll just find someone else--I'm not a virgin anymore, you know!"

Though he wasn't sure how, someone bumped into him. Tethis was tall, even for an elf, making him nearly 7 and a half feet tall. Yet, somehow, someone hadn't seem him walking down the street.

"Oh, excuse me," he said, before he stopped and grabbed the boy on the shoulder. "My, you are smashed, my pet! Well, well, you sure are a cute human. Your hair is wonderful."

He ran his fingers through the boy's hair.

"Do you want to fuck me?" he asked bluntly, leaning against the man. "I'm celebrating my birthday, you see, so I'm trying to have as much fun as I can..."

His eyes widened. Perhaps this was the opportunity he was looking for? He had wanted, for a very long time, to bond with a human, but had been unable to.

"Why, that sounds wonderful, pet. Come, let's adjourn to my apartment," he replied, giggling.

"R-really?" he asked, already clinging to the elf's clothes. "I'd love to--let'sh do it!" He nuzzled him fondly.

"Do you have a dick? I can't figure out women..."

"I'm an elf, pet," he replied, taking his hand and leading him along. "We will go home and make love for many hours."

Conveniently, he decided to forget the whole 'elves mate for life' thing.

"An elf? That'sh cool. But you have a penis? Like, are you a man? I need to sleep with a man."

He somehow managed to walk beside Tethis, though he stumbled often.

"Even if you're a girl, though, I mean I can try and stuff..."

"No, no, I am a man. I'll show you," he replied, patting his back. "Ah, here we are, my apartment."

He led him inside, already unbuttoning his belt. "Sex, yes? You are sure, my drunken pet?"

He nodded eagerly.

"Yes, I'm an adult, and it's my birthday, and adults can have sex and drink and have fun--who needs brothers?" He laughed hollowly, then hiccuped.

"C-come on, let'sh do it."

The elf unclothed, until he was standing completely naked in front of Iris.

"Do you enjoy what you see, pet?"

He nodded meekly.

"I bet my brother doesn't even look this hot," he lied obviously. "I mean, you look great!"

"You certainly like your brother, no?" he asked, crossing over to Iris. "You have not told me your name, yet. What is it, pet?"

"Irish," he slurred, rubbing his eyes. He sat down on the floor, sighing with relief; he had been walking too much tonight.

"What's your name, stranger?"

"You may call me Tethis. I am a sea elf, though I do not think you care," he bent over, cupping the boy's face. "Tell me your full name. I would like to hear it."

"Iris Mimosa," he replied, placing his hands over Tethis's. "My brother is Peony, and he's older. We own a nice shop, but we're all out of stock now because Peony doesn't love me."

His face fell.

Oh no.

"You're...Peony Mimosa's brother, yes...?" he asked, forcing himself to smile.

He nodded, resting his face against Tethis's arms.

"Yeah...but who cares about him. He sucks."

Tethis stared at the boy in his arms, feeling more guilty than he had ever felt in his entire life. In fact, Tethis had never once felt guilty. It was thoroughly unpleasant, and he did not enjoy it.

"...I see," he said, swallowing. "I...must decline sleeping with you."

He frowned deeply.

"...Do you not like me anymore? Is it because of Peony?"

"Ah, you see..." he swallowed. "Your brother, he is...he is..."

How was he supposed to tell this boy that his brother was dead?

"...never mind, I will explain once you are sober."

"Then let's have sex," he said, nuzzling him. "Come on. I don't want to think about stupid Peony."

"...no, let us sleep the night away, yes," he replied, picking up Iris. "Sleep, and sleep only..."

He carried Iris to the bed, tucking him in.

"Sleep. There will be unpleasant news for you in the morning," he whispered.

"But I don't want to sleep," he whined. "I want you to have sex with me. I'm an adult, I can handle it!" He sat up, messing up the blankets.

"Come here and kiss me and we'll do all sorts of nice adult things."

He bent over, kissing Iris on the forehead.

"Sleep, pet. Trust me. You will want to sleep," he said quietly. "Please."

"I don't want to sleep, I want to celebrate my birthday!" he insisted. "I want to forget everything that has happened lately..I want to relax for once in my life. Are you going to stop me, too?"