Life Imitates Porn

"W-wait, but..." he struggled, flustered.

He pulled open his robe and let it fall to the floor.

"Come on, are you saying I'm not pretty? Get over here and kiss me, you sexy beast, you."

Greg frowned, mumbling excuse after excuse with a red face.

He pulled him close by the shirt and kissed him on the cheek. "You're so cute, Greg."

Greg spluttered more.

"B-but, I..."

"Come on--take off my bra," he said, guiding Greg's hands to the clasp.

Greg felt his face turn very red.

"...do I have to?" he asked.

"Well, I mean, I can fuck with it on," he teased, grinning. "Are you into that?"

"S-sure," he replied, looking away. "The truth, uh, is...uh..."

He swallowed.

"Never MIND!"

Basil held him close, frowning.

"No, honey, please don't go--am I being too forward? I don't want to scare you off."

Greg just swallowed.

"Uh, uh....maybe we should...go on a date or...something."

He sighed.

"Well, yes--of course, I'd love to. But honey, you've got to understand, I've got a predicament right now..." He glanced downward, then back at Greg.

Greg jumped at the realization.

"I-I didn't mean to!"

He giggled.

"It's fine. But...could you fix it for me?" He winked.

Greg furiously shook his head.

"B-but, I..."

"You've given handjobs before, right? That's all I need." He guided Greg's hand to the proper spot. "Come on, what could it hurt?"

Greg frowned deeply.

"...a-are you sure...we're alone?" he asked, glancing around nervously.

"One hundred percent," he said, grinning. "I told the girls to take a hike all day. They won't be back until late."

"...okay," he replied, sighing deeply. He steeled himself, preparing for the task at hand. "I...can do this."

"Hell yeah, you can," he said, grinding against his hand.

Greg swallowed nervously.

"I...I'm sorry if...it's no good," he said awkwardly.

"I can't imagine that," he chuckled. "Do you have any idea just how turned on I am right now? You're quite the cutie."

"M-me?" Greg replied, honestly surprised. "But...I'm..."

"Go on," he said, pulling down his underwear slightly, "Touch me. Make me feel good again, I'm begging you."

Greg swallowed, carefully moving his hand over Basil.