Joseph is A Little Shit

Caesar inhaled sharply, but he quickly silenced himself. No, there was no way Joseph was getting anything out of this quite yet. He'd have to work a lot harder than this.

"Yes, this is all quite romantic, Jojo," he replied sarcastically. "The candles, the flower petals on the bed, the wires digging into my skin every time I move. I taught you well."

"I'd be more than happy to buy that stuff and fuck you again tomorrow," he purred, licking Caesar's lips. "Come on, Caesar--play nice! Just because I'm teasing you doesn't mean you have to be so grumpy."

Caesar felt his cheeks flush red in embarrassment.

"Yeah, yeah," he mumbled. It was true, he could probably relax a little bit. It wasn't as if he didn't trust Jojo. "You know, if you really wanted to tie me up...you could have asked."

"But then you wouldn't have that cute angry look on your face," he chuckled, trailing his hands down his abdomen. "You'll get over it--I'm too sexy and charismatic for you to hold a grudge."

Caesar furrowed his eyebrows.

"You wanted me to get angry? And then you tell me not to be grumpy? Which is it, Jojo, you colossal ass?" he snapped.

"I said I wanted to see the face, I didn't want you to act mean!" He laughed, slipping his hands into Caesar's pants. "Besides, you're hard--does it matter how you got that way?"

Caesar swallowed, looking away from Joseph.

"Well...as long as it was because of you, I suppose not," he replied truthfully.

He kissed Caesar, gently scraping his teeth against his lip. "Told you you couldn't stay mad," he teased, rubbing his hands over his crotch.

Caesar sighed softly as he kissed Joseph again. He couldn't stay mad at him, even if he really wished he could. Although, for this stunt, he might not be so happy with him for a while...

"Don't be ridiculous, Jojo, I just haven't gotten around to paying you back for all the other crap you've pulled," he teased lightly.

"I'm sure you'll get around to it," he replied, unbuttoning Caesar's pants and pulling them down. He toyed with him through his underwear.

"Now I get to add this to the list, and this is really not a small thing, either," he said, but he wasn't as enthusiastic as he was just a second ago. "I'll have to get you back for this, and it'll have to be good."

"No way! This is already revenge, for you always topping--you can't take revenge for revenge." He kissed him again, gently licking his lips. "What if you like it, anyway?"

Caesar scoffed at that. "Like it? Jojo, I'll have you know that I've absolutely never bottomed in my entire life, there's no way I'll like it," he assured him with only the faintest hint of doubt in his voice.

"Yeah, 'cuz I was all about having stuff in my butt before I met you," he replied, rolling his eyes. He pulled back his underwear and began to jerk him off properly. "Shit, Caesar--is this how you feel before fucking me normally?"

Caesar bit his lip briefly to quiet his breathing.

"How am I supposed to know what you were into before I met you? Besides, you weren't into women, that's for sure," he teased light-heartedly.

"Y-yeah I was!" he snapped defensively, moving his hand more roughly. "I totally like chicks, you ass! It's not my fault you like to fuck dudes in the ass or whatever."

Caesar chuckled, though mostly to stifle a moan.

"You might like chicks but doesn't mean you were into them," Caesar replied simply.

"I'm totally into chicks!" he insisted, sticking out his tongue. "Take Lisa Lisa--I'd accept a titjob from her any day. She's hot as hell."

Caesar scoffed at that. "As if she'd ever offer, you dumbass. Besides, Lisa Lisa is the last thing I have on my mind right now; in case you hadn't noticed I'm a bit occupied with someone else entirely at this very moment."

"Oh, really?" he teased, leaning down and kissing the tip of his cock. "That's quite the honor. So you're saying my tits are nicer than Lisa Lisa's?"

Caesar chuckled amidst his quickening panting.

"Perhaps I am, what then?" he teased lightly.

Joseph impulsively pulled off his shirt and pressed Caesar's dick in between his pecks, grinning mischievously at him. "Maybe I'll make your dreams come true, if you're nice, then." He kissed the tip again, then gave it an experimental lick.

Caesar laughed at the absolutely absurdity of the entire situation. Worse, it hardly even surprised him. Joseph was certainly the type to do something as ridiculous as this.

"Don't be stupid, Jojo," he snickered. "There's no way even you can make this work."

He moved up and down, rubbing his chest against Caesar.

"Really? Is that a dare, Caesar?" He took the tip into his mouth and began sucking, very teasingly at first.

"C...come on, Jojo," he complained as he shifted awkwardly. He didn't want to admit that he was enjoying this as much as he was.