Joseph "Nips" Joestar

"JoJo, come out," said Caesar, rolling his eyes and knocking on the door again. "You're being a child--none of them meant it, it's just harmless joking. You of all people should understand jokes at the expense of others." He groaned; Joseph had refused to come out of his room for hours, all because he had overheard Loggins, Messina and Lisa Lisa calling him "Nips."

"No!" Joseph shouted angrily, crossing his arms over his chest. He had stationed his chair right in front of the door to block Caesar from opening it.

"This is all your fault, so you know what? No more sex for you. How about that, huh?!"

"You don't mean that!" he called. "Come on, Joseph, you have to eat sometime--hell, you need sex sometime! You're not the most strong-willed person I know. You know you'll give up in an hour, just let me in now."

"Nope! No chance!" He shouted back. "If it's one more hour you have to go without sex, then good! That's what you deserve, you dick!"

"I could always just find Suzie Q," he called teasingly. "I have other options, you know."

"You...you wouldn't dare! You know Suzie is off limits because Lisa Lisa will kill us. I know you're way too scared of her to bang Suzie," he replied confidently. "So unless you're into Loggins or Messina, you're outta luck!"

"I assure you, you're the only person here who's ever had a naughty dream about Messina's mustache," he called. "But I do have needs--Lisa Lisa will just have to understand."

"I don't believe you!" He shouted, but he wasn't so sure. He knew Caesar's sexual appetite. In a few hours, he may just well be that desperate. "Don't think you can out bluff Joseph Joestar!"

"Then I'm off--have fun masturbating while I make all of sweet Suzie's dreams come true." He waved at the door and took loud, dramatic steps.

"W-wait!" Joseph shoved the chair out of the way and opened the door. "Don't-" he narrowed his eyes at Caesar. "...you didn't fucking mean it, did you?!"

Caesar shrugged. "I have needs, Joseph--besides, weren't you going to keep your promise?" He placed his hands on his hips, and his lips slowly formed a smile.

"...I'm still not doing you," he insisted stubbornly, crossing his arms and pouting.

He slowly turned around. "...Is that a challenge? Have I lost your heart, JoJo--do I have to win it back?"

Joseph snorted. "You never had my heart, you slut. I know better than to trust someone as loose as you with my heart."

He pouted more, looking away from Caesar.

He swiftly pulled Joseph into his arms and planted a kiss on his lips. He tangled his fingers in that messy mop of hair and wrapped a leg around Joseph's, ensuring his inability to escape.

"That's unfair, JoJo--you won my heart a while ago, and you've held onto it ever since."

Joseph squirmed, frowning.

"So? You tell that to all the pretty girls, I bet you'd tell Suzie Q the same damn thing if you thought it'd make her bang you!"

He smiled.

"Of course. But when I say it to you, I mean it." He kissed him again, more gently this time. "Oh, what would you have me do to prove my love?"

Joseph stuck out his tongue.

"Ha! As if you could do anything genuine, Casanova," he scoffed.

He licked his tongue, grinning devilishly. "Oh, you'll see. I can be extremely sincere. What're you doing tonight, JoJo? It doesn't matter--cancel any plans now. You're mine for the evening."

"What?! No! Maybe I had plans, you selfish prick!" He growled.

"Not anymore," he cooed, squeezing his ass. "Now you're mine for the evening. If you want free time, never doubt me."

"You're so much worse than a woman, you needy dick," he grumbled, shoving Caesar away from him. "I haven't even agreed to sex, anyway, so you're just outta luck either way!"

"Who said anything about sex?" he asked, raising his brow. "Something far more urgent requires my attention--you doubt my affections." He grabbed Joseph's hands and kissed them.

Joseph pulled them away and hid them behind his back, nervously picking at the last few chips of nail polish left on them.

"Don't pretend you're doing all of this for any reason other than sex," he said.

"If I wanted sex, I would have selected a much more experienced partner," he said flatly. "There are...reasons I chose you. Don't you know not to doubt your elders?" He lightly punched Joseph's shoulder. "If you insist on being this thick-skulled, I insist on proving it to you. Tonight."