"Date" Is Something Bros Do, Right?

"Wait...really?" He furrowed his eyebrows. "Are you serious? You really never? O...oh."

Joseph felt his cheeks flush. He was terrified of being bad at it. Caesar was so good at it even though he'd never done it with a dude before.

He grinned, almost relieved to see Joseph so flustered; perhaps he wouldn't notice how nervous Caesar felt himself.

He patted Joseph on the shoulder. "Don't worry--if it sucks, I'll just make you do it again."

"What! That's not fair, you ass," he smiled despite himself. At least the humor cut some of the tension. "If it sucks, do it yourself next time."