Isn't Clarissa's Family the BEST?

He grinned.

"I'm not a wimp, merely an opportunist."

She giggled.

"Oh, also, you should tell my parents you have a really good job which is why you have so much money."

"...Like what kind of job?" he asked, frowning.

"I don't know, like, rocket scientist." She giggled. "Or porn star."

He twitched visibly.

"...Can't I just tell them the truth? That I'm a wealthy investor?"

"I guess, but they'll ask you a thousand questions either way."

He sighed, smiling slightly.

"If you come up with something better, I'd love to hear it."

She shrugged.

"Just be honest, for the most part, and I think we'll be fine."

He nodded.

"Got it. 'My name is Alois, I'm an ancient vampire and your daughter constantly asks me for sex--pleased to make your acquaintance.'"

She pouted.

"Not that truthful!"

He chuckled.

"You know I'm joking, Clarissa."

"I should've hit you for that."

"I would've requested another kiss," he replied, shrugging.

She giggled.

"I really should've."

"You don't have to hit me to kiss me," he replied jokingly.

She shrugged.

"You protest so much I never know what you want."

"That's because I believe in chivalry, and not being forward."

"I know, it's so annoying sometimes." She remarked.

"it's also proper," he replied, shrugging.

"And snooty." She nodded.

"Snooty?" he asked, frowning. "Since when is politeness snooty?"

"Because! You're so rude to the poor lady who just wants sex. Or even a little bit of cuddling!" She sighed heavily. "How not chivalrous."

"I'd be willing to cuddle!" he exclaimed, avoiding her other request.

"Shirtless." She said cheerily.

"I told you, no sex," he said sternly, walking her to the elevator.