Crows and Seagulls Are Totally Pals Right?

He sighed deeply, hanging his head.

"Fine. Yes. Just tell me what he said."

"Well, since you already agreed, let me just tell you everything he told me. Word. For. Word."

He paused dramatically, waiting.

"...Go on."

He smiled.

"Sex first."

He pulled off the shirt he had hastily thrown on, still blushing.

"Fine, fine...are we going to do it the same way we did it last night?"

Crow grinned, obviously pleased with how things were going.

"I don't know, I'm just happy you're so eager this time~" He purred.

"I'm not!" he snapped defensively. "I'm even less eager than before--I don't like any part of this stupid deal."

He just laughed, tackling Seagull onto the bed.

"That's okay, I love when people are eager. Though, I guess, I just love when you're eager considering the fact you're all I'll ever need, now."

His face turned even redder.

"S-stop lying...I'm not buying it."

He grinned.

"Didn't we make a deal? Every waking moment? And lots of sex with you. If I get that, I don't need anyone else but you~"

He looked away, frowning.

"...Just get it over with already."

He frowned.

"But I wanted you to pleasure me for a long time." He complained.

"...But I don't even like you," he replied, frowning. "I'm doing this for information--of course I want it to be over quickly."

"No, we do it my way or you don't get the information." He replied simply.

Ignoring the arousal he felt at Crow's proposal, Seagull sniffed disapprovingly.

"...You promise you'll tell me once I'm done?"

"You know what? Let's make a written contract." He smiled widely. "Alright?"

Seagull blinked, surprised.

"...Why would you of all people want that? I thought you'd want to weasel out of telling me anything..."

"If we're going to be partners, you need to trust me." Crow retrieved paper from a notebook from his bag and wrote everything out. The contract was extremely specific, too.

It was along the lines of: By signing this, you promise to devout your undying love and attention to Anastatias Lysander and Anastasias Lysander only. In return, he will give the full proceeds of the telephone conversation he had with his client at the time of 5:53 AM.

He showed it to Seagull.

"Good?"

Seagull had already snatched away Crow's pen.

"Where should I--" He paused, giving Crow a suspicious look. "...How should I sign it? I'm not telling you my real name."

"I gave you my real name. I've only trusted two people with that my entire life." He admitted casually.

Frowning suspiciously, Seagull nonetheless signed the document; however, his signature was so messy that it couldn't be read.

Crow grinned like the Cheshire cat nonetheless.

"Perfect." He replied happily.

Seagull blushed, glaring at the floor.

"...So, what do you want me to do, exactly?"

"Give me a blowjob. A good one." He replied, like it was obvious.

His face reddened even further.

"...No thank you. L-let's just have sex."