Prank Wars Are So Gay

"...It's expensive?"

He nodded, frowning.

"...You are actually enrolled at my school, right?"

"My parents pay for everything." He explained, becoming slightly embarrassed.

He blinked, realization washing over him.

"Ohhhhh. Nevermind then, you wouldn't get it."

"I'm...sorry." He said, still rather embarrassed.

He shrugged.

"Why? I imagine it must be nice--you can buy all the burgers you want."

He wrinkled his nose.

"Burgers are terrible." He replied. "I prefer steak."

He nodded amiably.

"Steak is fine, too--as long as it's not vegan food, I eat enough tofu when I visit my parents."

"Augh. That's sick. How can you stomach that?" He asked, frowning deeply.

"I don't know," he said seriously. "My parents are complete hippies."

He looked terribly disgusted.

"Gross."

Yuri shrugged.

"It's not so bad--they're nice and all, and they're really accepting."

"But the food!" He insisted. "No wonder you're so skinny."

He blushed slightly, pleased.

"Well, I try to keep a slim tummy--Gwen Stefani has one and she's my idol."

"Gwen...Stefani?" He asked, clueless.

His jaw dropped; he pounced on Blair.

"Don't tell me you've never heard of Gwen Stefani!!"

"I don't..." He paused, trying to gauge his answer. "...Should I know her?"