My Roommate Plays With Dolls

"Alright. I'm going to go find you something to wear, at the least, okay?" He told Yuri.

He nodded quietly.

"...Okay."

He headed into Yuri's room and rifled around until he found a bathrobe. He headed into his room.

"Can you at least sit up?"

"Help me," he said simply, shrugging.

Blair rolled his eyes and helped Yuri sit up, letting him lean on him. He realized then that he still hadn't out anything on. He shrugged slightly and decided to help Yuri get clothed first.

"Now, just put your arms through and I'll help you stand up and tie it..."

Yuri did as he was told, swaying slightly.

"...I'm dizzy, Blair. Is that bad?"

"Probably." He said. "Now, try to stand up. It's fine if you lean on me."

Yuri almost fell on his face again.

"...Oops."

Blair did his best to steady him.

"Be careful! Augh, let's just get you down into my car..."

Yuri leaned on him heavily, adopting a very girly way of clinging to Blair.

"...I'll try..."

Yuri smiled brightly again, pointing to his forehead.

"Isn't it cool, Blair? I feel like a Frankenstein."

Blair resisted his urge to smack him.

"This caused me a lot of trouble, you know that?!"

He only continued smiling.

"Yeah, but you scared me--this is really your fault, so it can't be helped."

"My fault!? You were the one who was doing god knows WHAT in the bathroom, with the lights off!" Blair snapped, huffing irritably.

Yuri spontaneously wrapped his arms around Blair, nuzzling him gently.

"...Thank you for being so kind and driving me to the hospital."

Blair shoved him away at once, feeling his cheeks turn red.

"Yeah, whatever! I should've just let you bleed internally." He grumbled.

"But you didn't," he said quietly. "So I'm really happy."

"Yeah, well..." Blair looked to the side. "Whatever..."

Yuri leaned against him.

"...Help me walk to my room, I can't do it on my own."

Blair rolled his eyes, but he helped Yuri anyway.

Yuri purposefully inadvertently groped Blair's tight buttocks as they walked.

Which almost caused Blair to drop him, but it certainly caused him to glare at Yuri, though he chose to say nothing.

Yuri continued to walk as though he had no idea where his hand was.

"Thank you for being so nice to me, Blair."

"You just shut up. And because I had to go through all this trouble, I think you owe me a party this weekend." He decided somewhat out of the blue. "Without any hassle."