Who Ya Gonna Call?!

He smiled.

"That's right--you're a demon. I take it they weren't very experienced."

Trevor grinned at him.

"Not really at all, actually. Stupid, stupid man." He shrugged. "But I suppose I have him to thank for all of this beautiful land! It's perfect to grow peaches on! In fact, the bodies of the family who used to live here made the best fertilizer for my favorite tree~!"

He giggled, playing with his hair.

Priestly beamed at him, gently patting the demon on the back.

"Yes, bodies are excellent for that--such a smart little dear you are." He paced throughout the house aimlessly, whistling to himself.

He sighed.

"You know, for my big reveal, you weren't very excited! Then again, I guess you already knew, hm?"

Curiously, or maybe protectively, he followed Priestly closely.

He nodded.

"Oh yes--you were very obvious. It's really just sad, actually...I like games."

"But I wasn't lying. Those peach monsters are very annoying." He replied, sighing. "It's the spirits of the bodies. They keep messing with my beautiful peaches! Can't you exorcise them?"

Priestly laughed.

"Oh, so that's what everyone going on about? Yeah, I can exorcise them." He continued to pace.

"Everyone?" He asked, curious. He was pacing right alongside Priestly in a fiendish sort of way.

He nodded.

"Yeah, it wouldn't take much energy at all. Say, is there any tea left in this house? Coffee, perhaps?"

"I don't usually eat human food, mainly just peaches and everything that has to do with peaches, but I think there is some coffee in one of the cabinets." He said, then he cocked his head to the side. "Why?"

He gave him an odd look.

"...Are you retarded? I'm thirsty, of course--don't be a silly billy."

"I don't trust you." He replied, crossing his arms. "Not until we've slept together, anyway."

He grinned.

"That's okay, I was gonna make it myself."

"No, I mean with that coffee! What exactly do you need it for? Can't you just drink water?" He questioned, only slightly paranoid.

"Ah. Coffee gives me the energy to destroy the world," he said solemnly.

He frowned.

"And tea?"

"Tea gives me the energy to summon satellites."

He rolled his eyes.

"You're ridiculous and more insane than half the demons I know. Are you, by the way? You can't possible be entirely human." At this point, he was mostly just rambling to himself.

Priestly chuckled sheepishly.

"There's really only one way to find out."

"And what's that?" He asked, suddenly quiet and interested.

"You wanted to try it~~~~"

"R-really?" He asked, just as excited as when it had been hinted at before.

He nodded.

"Yup. Only way to know for sure."

"W-well, what is it?!"

"...Sex," he said, disappointed Trevor didn't get it. "I'm insinuating that the only way to tell is sex. You know--two people, in a bed, fucking? Sex."