Who Ya Gonna Call?!

"...It's totally my body," he mumbled with a smile.

Mars just glared at him.

"You only wish."

"Damn, I wish I had some hot fudge right now," he said wistfully.

"...What." He blinked, completely lost.

"I could pour it on our bodies, and you'd have to watch me lick it off," he purred.

Mars just looked appalled.

"But that's such a waste of good fudge!"

He grinned.

"But you'd enjoy it--I can prove it to you."

He shook his head immediately.

"No, I'm good."

He stood up as the ride ended.

"Come on; we're getting some hot fudge."

Mars stood up but he was reluctant to follow Priestly.

"Really, I don't have any desire to waste perfectly good fudge."

He laughed.

"But you'll be eating it."

"...Not if you plan to go through with what you said. Then I'll definitely not be eating it." He argued. "Therefore, don't waste it!"

He nodded.

"Okay, I promise."

He glared.

"Are we going home now? I'm tired."

He nodded.

"As soon as I buy some hot fudge."

-x-

Priestly sat on the kitchen counter and opened the jar of fudge, dipping his finger in and seductively licking off the chocolate in front of Mars.

Mars refused to look, instead dedicating his attention to looking at his hands. They were quite interesting now that he had time to focus on them.

Naturally, Priestly climbed into his lap, trapping him with his weight.

"Do you like chocolate, Mars?"

Mars frowned deeply, looking quite uncomfortable.

"...Maybe." He said, unable to outright lie.

Priestly drizzled chocolate onto his hand.

"Lick it off, then."

"Wh-wha? N-no! That's messy and disgusting!" He exclaimed.

Priestly lightly shoved a finger into Mars's mouth, using his other hand to grope him.

Mars pushed him away, biting his finger spitefully.

Priestly let out an erotic moan.

"Ah, sorry...I like pain~"

Immediately he removed the hand from his mouth.

"That's disgusting." He remarked.

He grinned.

"I know. But if you won't lick it off, I will..." He suggestively ran his tongue over the chocolate, lapping it up in the sexiest way possible.