I Use the Term "Missionary" Loosely

He handed him a business card and said, "For someone who made a pact with the devil, you sure are scared of me."

Thaddeus flinched away from Faust dropping the card.

"...How the flaming tits do you know that."

He smiled widely.

"I was just guessing, but I suppose I was right." He looked proud of himself. "You don't feel the same as normal people, Thaddeus."

He took a step back, aiming the gun toward Faust's heart.

"Look--I don't know who the fuck you are, but that's all overwith--so just leave me the fuck alone!!"

He rose an eyebrow.

"Is it?" He asked, confused. "Well, in any case, you still promised me a meeting at my house."

"...Get lost, or I'll shoot!"

He just chuckled.

"Will you shoot to kill, or just to hurt me?" He wondered.

"I'll kill you!" he snapped. "I always shoot to kill!!"

He frowned.

"Well, that's no fun. I guess I do have to leave."

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" he snapped, unloading a bullet into a tree.

"You know, if you keep firing bullets like that, you won't have any left." He pointed out.

"I got plenty!" he shouted, much louder than necessary.

"Then how many do you have left?" He asked, grinning widely.

"What's it to you?!"

He giggled.

"I'm only curious~"

"Enough to turn you into Swiss cheese, if you don't get!" he snapped.

He grinned.

"No, I don't think you do."

Completely irritated, Thaddeus took a step back.

"Get lost!"

"Oh, and now you're retreating. Really, why are you so scared of me? I just want to talk~" He took a large step forward, mainly because he's quite tall.

He fired another shot, this time barely missing Faust's hat.

Faust frowned.

"You're no fun." He said childishly.

"Go away before I blow your fucking head off!" he screamed.

Faust shrugged.

"You should really keep my card, though."

"SHOVE IT UP YOUR--" He screamed a stream of vile profanties, reloading his pistol and firing five times, each shot progressively closer to Faust.

He sighed and removed his hat, sticking his arm through it.

"Well, farewell then, Thaddeus~"