Blair, It's Fine--No Homo

He smiled.

"I don't care--do you want to go that far?"

He wished his face hadn't turned completely red, but it did.

"Yes."

"Then you can top--I've never done this before, either, so I wouldn't really know what to do, anyway."

He blinked.

"Oh. I didn't know that..."

He shrugged, completely naked now.

"I'm ready whenever you are--it's not a big deal."

-xxx-

Yuri quickly got dressed, casting Blair a curious glance.

"...Did you eat lunch before you came here?"

Blair stretched out, seemingly in a much, much better mood than he was before. He was even smiling. He finished dressing quicker than Yuri.

"I wasn't hungry." He said, but then realized he was now.

He reached into his bag and pulled out a plastic container.

"You like deviled eggs?"

He grinned.

"I'd be really happy if you'd give those to me."

He paused for a moment.

"I don't know, I like deviled eggs...what are you willing to trade?"

Blair shrugged.

"What do you want?"

He smiled.

"You have to friend me on Facebook."

He frowned suddenly.

"...I'll find something else to eat."

He frowned.

"...Why not? I won't post on your wall, or anything...fine, how about an email address? A phone number?"

"...I can handle giving you my phone number." He decided after a pause.

Yuri handed over the deviled eggs, rolling his eyes.

"You're going to have to keep contact with me if you want to do this again, you know."

"I know. Hand me your phone." He said as he opened the box and ate the eggs whole.

Yuri handed over a pink phone with a little voodoo doll bear charm hanging off of it.

Blair stared at it for a minute, then just entered his number and tried to not think about how gay his phone was.

He handed back Yuri's phone and got out his own, which was, predictably, a really nice phone.

Yuri snatched it and entered his number without another word before handing it back. He had entered his name as "Yuri XOXO♥♂"

"You can text me whenever." He said, easily finding Yuri's name in his phone.

Yuri pulled out his phone and texted, "Hi♥" to Blair.

Blair facepalmed.

"...Well, see you later."

"Are we doing this again?" he asked.