Blair, It's Fine--No Homo

"...do you want to?" He asked.

He shrugged.

"It was pleasurable, actually--but do you want to?"

He blushed slightly.

"Yes, I really would."

Yuri chuckled.

"You're kind of cute, Blair...I just might be interested in doing this again with you."

"Cute?" He demanded, frowning. "I am not."

He nodded.

"Yes you are~♥ The way you blush is very erotic."

Blair turned around to hide his even more red face.

"Is not! I'm leaving!"

Yuri held up his phone.

"I'll just text you. Do you like sexting?"

"Not really." He shrugged. "I'll see you on the bus, then."

He grinned up at Blair.

"Would you like me to send nude pictures, though?"

"No!" He said instantly. "I mean...My friends take my phone a lot." He explained sheepishly.

His smile widened.

"I should send them aaaaaall the time."

He glared.

"If you even think about it, I'll kill you." He hissed.

"But what if thinking about it makes me hot?" he asked innocently.

"I'll still kill you!" He insisted. "No. Nude. Pictures. Ever."

"You prefer the real thing?" he asked, waggling his eyebrows. "Not that I mind, but I hear phone sex is nice, too."

He crossed his arms.

"No, I don't have enough alone time at home."

"Then, should I email you sexy pics?" he asked.

He pinched the bridge of his nose. Maybe this was a mistake.

"How about you just never send me pictures at any time during our friendship."

"We're not friends," he said immediately. "Will you send me sexy pictures?"

"As long as you don't send me anything, then...maybe." He said.

He giggled.

"Don't you find me hot, Blair?"

He flushed red.

"Y-yes, but I just can't have you sending me pictures!"

He laughed.

"Okay, I believe you...but you should text me so we can do this again soon." He stood up and kissed Blair on the cheek. "It was...interesting."

He blushed more red.

"A-alright. We'll do this again soon."