PUPPIES ARE SOO CUTE

"And why is that?!" he demanded.

"Because I think that deep, deep, deeeeep down you like me!" He said cheerily.

And that was how Faust came to be bleeding on the floor from a gunshot in his shoulder.

[[Pffft.
Anyway, we should skip, to, like...a little bit before Thaddeus finds Faust at Priestly's.]]

((Okay, so Thaddeus like Faust more? XDDDDD" Also, that gunshot wound was canon, btw.))

[[It's okay; Faust performed surgery on himself 8DDD Or rather, he forced Thaddeus to. Or something icky XD
And yes, so Thaddeus stops shooting the cute animals Faust brings home D8<]]

((...No, he stills fucking hates animals.))

[[Darnit D8<]]

Faust rubbed his shoulder. On occasion, the wound would ache. Generally, it was right before something bad happened.

He shrugged it off and went back to reading his book and waiting for Thaddeus to arrive.

Thaddeus knocked on the door, a pizza in hand.

Faust threw his book aside and opened it at once, grinning at Thaddeus.

"My dear~" He purred happily.

"Shut up. I brought lunch," he growled, albeit not threateningly; that was just kinda the way he talked.

He beamed.

"I should kidnap you, like I did all those other pizza guys!" He joked. Sort of.

"I should put some more bullets in you," he said even less jokingly.

He giggled.

"Only if that's a euphemism~"

"You know I don't make those," he said, setting the pizza on the table. "Now shut up and eat before I send you to the ER again."

Faust nodded and began to eat.

"You know, I never used to eat until you started to bring me food." He informed him.

"That's retarded," he said, shoving pizza into his mouth. "Fucking everyone gets hungry, you dumbass."

"Not me~" He cooed happily. "The sensation of hunger hindered my ability to experiment, so I got rid of it."

"You're a fucktard," he said through a mouthful of food.

He shrugged.

"I never enjoyed food anyway." He said, taking another bite.

"Then why eat? It's my fucking pizza, if you don't want it, paws off."

He chuckled.

"Because it bothers you."

He glared at Faust, stuffing more slices into his mouth.

"Bastard."

He giggled.

"I love you, too, dear~"

"...Go fuck yourself," he said after obvious hesitation.