PUPPIES ARE SOO CUTE

"You aren't!" he snapped.

"Give me one good reason." He crossed his arms.

"I'll shoot both of you."

"You know? I don't think you will."

"Try me," he said simply.

He rolled his eyes.

"Chinese it is."

He lounged on the couch.

"You have cable?"

"Yes." He said, grinning from ear to ear. Mainly because the only cable channels he ordered were porn. "Go ahead and watch TV."

Thaddeus turned on the TV; a few seconds later, he switched it off again.

"...Fucking figures."

He giggled.

"You really should've expected that." He informed him.

"Fuck you!" he growled.

"Why? Because you're all excited now and need my assistance~?" Faust asked, leaning over the back of the couch and molesting Thaddeus.

Thaddeus kicked him in the face.

"Hell no. That was just disgusting."

Faust rubbed his poor face.

"What channel was it?" He wondered curiously.

"Why would I have paid attention?!!"

"...You don't like porn?" He asked. "What sort of man doesn't like porn?"

"Me!" he snapped back.

"...What are you into, my dear Thaddeus?" He wondered, tapping his chin. "Men? Women? Transvestites? Both? ME~?"

"NONE OF THE ABOVE!!" he screamed. "Uh, except women!"

He grinned.

"I don't believe you~"

"Why the fuck not?!" he yelled.

"Because you're all cute and defensive. You like me, don't you~?" He teased.

"Fuck. No." he said, his voice dead serious.

He sighed dramatically.

"A man can hope~"

"Not when his hopes are fucking disgusting," he spat.