Crows and Seagulls Are Totally Pals Right?

"...What are you going to do with me?" groaned Seagull. "I forgot to ask..."

"I think it's pretty obvious what we're going to be doing."

His eyes widened and he thrashed about again, trying to squirm away.

Crow responded to that by punching him in the nose. Again.

He covered his nose again, tears springing to his eyes.

"Augh!" Freeing one of his legs somewhat, he kicked Crow in the back, hard.

He grimaced and punched him again, harder this time.

Seagull kicked him again, shielding his face desperately with his arms.

Finally, Crow rolled off of him and got to his feet, touching the bruises forming.

Seagull curled up in a ball, trying to ignore the pain.

"...'S that all you got?!"

Crow smashed his heel into Seagull's side.

"Just give up or I'll keep beating you until you bleed out of every one of your orifices."

Seagull screamed, struggling to get to his feet; a wound had opened on his forehead, and blood obscured his vision.

Crow, however, wouldn't have it. He practically Sparta-kicked him square in the chest as he attempted to get up.

"Just give up."

He got on his hands and knees, coughing violently.

"...C-can still...take you..."

"You're getting on my nerves, now." He said sternly. "If you don't give up, I'll just kill you and fuck your corpse. Got it?"

"If you can catch me," he groaned weakly. "But you'd just be a filthy cheater, then...killing each other isn't the goal of this fight..."

"Then I've already won." He said simply. "I want my prize now."

He grinned weakly.

"Then make me."

Crow pounced on him, pinning him down.

"Oh, I like how you think."

He gasped in pain; that rib was definitely bruised.

"...Do me a favor?" he coughed.

"What is it?" He asked impatiently.

"Wipe the fucking blood off of my face, please."

He grinned and used his hand to wipe off as much blood as he could.

"Better, darling?"

"Call me that again and I bite your tongue off."

"Can I call you Gabbiano~?" He asked sweetly.

"You sound like a prick who knows Italian, which you are--don't make me hate you more."