WHY WAS IT SO HARD TO NAME THIS GUY

"...that's not a bad word."

"But it's the swear word!"

"...No."

"Then what's a swear word?"

"I think you know."

"...Buttercream?"

"...never mind."

"I love you, too, Theo. Read me another story."

"Fine."

The next story was about ponies and unicorns and kitties.

Vani listened to him carefully, completely absorbed.

"What did Mittens and his brony friends do after their adventure?"

"...It doesn't say."

"Awwwwwwww."

"Sorry. I guess."

"Can I lose my virginity now?"

"No."

"Why not?!"

"Because, you haven't found anyone yet."

"...I found you," she said, blinking persuasively.

"...I see you as my daughter, Vani."

"I knooowwwwwww," she sighed. "But I want to get it over with and you know what you're doing."

"That's no excuse for incest."

"Then find me some random bitch."

"No, not with that language of yours."

"...Find me some random person?"

"Still no; that's deplorable."