It's Just A Flesh Wound!

Marius frowned, looking worried.

"Oh, dear...darling, are you alright?"

He wiped his mouth, but before he could answer he was already throwing up again.

'Real food' didn't taste so good on the way back up, he realized.

Biting his lip, Marius scurried out of the tent; he returned fifteen minutes later, red in the face but erection-less.

"Come here, dear, let me clean you up..."

Hagen had finally stopped retching, but he still didn't feel particularly kosher.

Marius kissed him on the forehead.

"Do you want a bath, or maybe a bicarbonate of soda? Are you done puking?"

He pushed Marius away, holding his poor tummy.

"...sleep."

"At least drink some water," he insisted. "You'll grow dehydrated."

He shook his head.

"I'll be fine, I just need to sleep it off..."

He took Hagen's hand in his, frowning.

"No. I'm a doctor--you need to stay hydrated, or it will get worse. Even if you puke it up later, you need fluids. Wait on the bed, okay? I'll fetch you something and clean up the tent."

"No." He said sternly. "Just let me sleep. Just do it."

"I will tie you up again if I have to," he said sternly, though he had no intention of doing so. "Be a good boy and let your sweetheart treat you."

"Seriously, Marius. Let me sleep. I'll drink later. Just let me sleep."

"Water. First."

"Then fucking make me drink the water, you asshole!"

He sighed, helping Hagen into the bed.

"Dear, please don't call me names."

"Fuck off and let me sleep then."

Sighing, Marius went to fetch water anyway; he returned in seconds, prepared to force it down Hagen's throat.

"Drink this and you can sleep."

Hagen flipped Marius off, showing his blatant disapproval.

He frowned.

"...I don't want to retrain you again, Hagen."

"...I'll fucking kill you."

"Then just drink this and you can goo to sleep and I'll wake you up in the morning with a blowjob because I know how much you love that," he said fondly.

"Fuck you." He grumbled. "I'll drink when I feel like it, bitch."

Sighing, Marius crawled on top of him.

"Drink, or no blowjobs for you, Mister."

"Good, I don't want to have sex with you anyway."

Marius gasped, suddenly looking ashamed.

"...We're not over after that, are we?..."