Caravan buddies :DDDDDD

Park just gave him a weak stare, pulling the covers off the bed. "....really?" He remarked, almost smiling.

"...Aren't you going to lay down?" He asked, extremely weakly.

"....No. No I am not." He sighed. "...Do you even actually want to kill me?"

"Yes!" He snapped immediately. "I-I am!"

"Then perhaps try harder?" He smirked, flicking his forehead and stepping away.

-x-

(FOURTHHHHh)

While Park was asleep, Alexius snuck up on him. He'd just bite him with a snake, and then the venom would run it's course and kill him.

Well, maybe. He wasn't sure if it worked on vampires.

Well, the snake did indeed bite him. The wound closed up within two seconds and he stayed asleep.

He frowned deeply, hitting Park in the shoulder.

"YOU JERK WHY DON'T YOU DIE?!"

He jolted awake, eyes widening suddenly. "...Excuse me?!"

"I TRIED TO POISON YOU!" He screeched angrily. "WHY?!"

"...BECAUSE I AM DEAD, YOU IDIOT."

"NO! YOU WOULD BE DEAD IF YOU HAD DIED JUST NOW!!" He screamed.

"....I. Am. A vampire." He retorted. "...I don't get poisoned."

"...but I just poisoned you."

"...You didn't. Because I'm already dead." He restated, frowning.

He punched Park in the shoulder again.

"JERK!"

It didn't hurt, so he just shook it off and shook his head. "....You really are dumb, aren't you? Go to bed!"

"Not until you die!" He insisted.

Park froze, grasping at where his heart would be, and collapsed upon the bed, feigning death.

He smiled. Yes, good. He crawled back into his bed and slept.

-x-

Park woke up the next morning, sighing vaguely to himself. This guy was an idiot, really.

Except, he woke up next to Alexius, who was cuddling him. And his snakes, too. They were all laying on his face.

He frowned slightly and made a slight sigh, patting the man's head quietly. It was so weird, but he just guessed he had a change of heart in the night.

When he felt Park's hand on him, he screeched causing all of his snakes to sink their teeth into Park's face.

He swatted them away, frowning slightly. This guy was a pest..