Bounty Huntin' All Night Long -WinkWankWonk-

"Bye," he said heartlessly, turning away from him.

"Oh come on, you cant even take care of yourself." He replied, crossing his arms. "You need me, master."

"I've gotten along for centuries without you," he sneered. "Besides, if I die, it'll be an accomplishment."

"I won't let you die." He replied instantly. "I love you, master. I won't let you die. It's my job to take care of you."

"Then I'll hate you for eternity," he hissed.

"You already hate me, there's nothing I can do to change that, so I may as well make myself happy, then, right?" He grinned at him.

"Of course you can change it. Stop being a psycho."

"I'm not, you just think I am because I enjoy what I am, unlike you." He told him truthfully. "I like being a vampire, but you don't, which makes me a 'psycho'. So, no, I refuse to stop being a 'psycho' because I love being a vampire."

"You're not supposed to love it, you dumbass--it's a curse! Read any book, any lore--we're cursed, creatures God would shun if he existed. You're not supposed to like it, you're supposed to retain your humanity."

He kicked the table with his bare foot, glaring at it sullenly.

"I don't think you get it," He replied slowly, as if Judas were retarded. "I chose this for myself. I have never regretted a choice I've made. Being a vampire is perfect. I don't even mind the constant hunger...it just makes me want to work harder for God's love. I only feed from the unworthy, and I haven't killed since my first week."

He beamed. "I'm a perfect child."