Just One Night

"...Let's hurry this up so you can untie me already," he sighed, rolling his eyes. "I don't have to act romantic about it, do I?"

"Nah, just act totally casual and stuff," Joseph replied waving his hand. He moved so that he could yank Caesar's pants down. "So, uh, it's not like, all that much different from giving yourself a handjob, right? I mean, it's not like I've ever done this to a dude before, so."

"I haven't done this to a man either," he replied irritably. "I would suppose it's similar to masturbation--just do it."

"So, like, do you want some foreplay or, I dunno," Joseph ran his fingers over Caesar's crotch, toying with the band of his underwear.

"...I don't know if it would work with a man," he replied honestly.

Joseph rose an eyebrow.

"Well, what the hell is it, then?"

"Well, normally I have plenty of foreplay with a woman. I'll kiss her, I'll tell her she's beautiful, I'll fondle her breasts...things that get us both in the mood. But I don't know if doing that with a man would help--I've never wanted to fuck a man."

Joseph snorted. "How can you not want to fuck me? Don't even lie to yourself, Caesar, you're totally into me," he grinned widely as he sat up. "What, do you want me to, like, kiss you, huh?"

He ran his hands through Caesar's hair, leaning close to his face. "I could, y'know, if it would help you. But then you'd really owe me."

"If I'd owe you for kidnapping me, perhaps skipping foreplay is the best option."

"Oh, come on, it's not that bad," Joseph insisted. "But, I mean, if you don't want any part of these sexy lips, then that's your problem."

"Why would I, when everything that comes out of them is obnoxious?" he retorted.

"Oh, yeah? Well then maybe I won't give you a fucking handjob, maybe I won't give you anything," Joseph replied, crossing his arms over his chest. "Maybe show a little gratitude, huh?"

He sighed deeply.

"Just...please do it, already."

Joseph grinned and kissed Caesar ever so gently on the lips.

"Whatever you say," he said, finally pulling Caesar's underwear down as well.

"Do you want me to treat you like a woman?" he asked, raising his brow.

"No, obviously not," Joseph replied, scoffing. "What, do I look like some sort of weird guy who gets off to girly shit? C'mon Caesar, you know me better than that."

Still, Joseph swallowed nervously as he ran his hands over Caesar's abdomen and thighs, avoiding his crotch for the time being.

"I don't know, you seemed pretty intent on giving me foreplay--and for me, foreplay is treating the woman."

"Look, all I want to do is get you off so I can go to bed, so don't get any strange ideas about this, you got that?" Joseph insisted, even as he ran his fingers over Caesar's cock.

"Then just jerk me off," he said, shrugging. "Whatever you're comfortable with, I suppose."

Joseph rolled his eyes.

"Don't sass me, or I'll just leave you tied up," he insisted even though he probably wouldn't at this point. He laid down next to Caesar, propping himself up with his arm as he used his other hand to feel him up.

"If you really wanted this to be quick, you'd pretend to be a woman," he snarked, grinning. "Then maybe I could actually get it up."

"Then just close your eyes and feel my luscious breasts," he sat up and cupped his pecs with his hands, laughing loudly. He grabbed Caesar's tied up hands, which were bound at the wrists, and pressed his palms to his pecs. "See? Just like a woman's," he teased.

Much to Caesar's embarrassment, his dick grew hard after only a minute or so of touching Joseph's pecks.

Upon realizing this fact, Joseph guffawed like an idiot. "I was just kidding!! Wow, Caesar, I thought you'd never done it with a man before? I'm starting to highly doubt that."

He grinned widely, still snickering to himself. "Are you a hundred percent sure you're not interested in me? It's okay, really, I know I'm sexy."

He blushed and glared daggers at Joseph, struggling against the cords that bound him.

"Me? Interested in a fool like you? As if, JoJo. I was--why, I was just pretending you were a woman."